@British_Airways have been no help at all. They have connected me to a chatbot and want me to send them card payment details. Meanwhile, I am tired, hungry and without any clothes or feed for my gastrostomy tube.

“Are you calling me a liar?” “No, I’m calling you a tosser.”

GP receptionists when you ask for an appointment after 8am.

Dietician: The more cake you eat the fatter you get. Green MP….

The more children you have the more bedrooms you need. The left......

TOMORROW

🚨 NEW: The Government has published the list of 125 “everyday essentials” that will see lower prices due to planned tariff cuts Aubergines Avocados Baked beans Bananas (fresh and dried) Biscuits Boiled sweets Bread Buckwheat Candied fruit Chewing gum Chocolate (bulk and retail) Chocolate bars Chocolate drink preparations Chocolate spreads Chocolate with fruit, nuts or cereal Citrus fruits (various) Cocoa paste Cocoa powder Couscous Crispbread Crisps Dried apples Dried apricots Dried figs Dried papaya Dried peaches/nectarines Dried pears Fonio Fresh figs Frozen fruits Garlic Gherkins Gingerbread Green tea Jams and marmalades Limes Liquorice products Margarine Marzipan and pastes Mixed dried fruit Mixed fats and oils Mixed fruit and nuts Mixed nuts Mixed preserved fruit and nuts Non-alcoholic beverages Olive oil (extra virgin) Olive oil (other) Olive oil (virgin) Olives (for oil production) Olives (fresh/chilled) Olives (frozen) Other fresh fruits Other peppers (capsicum/pimenta) Pickled peppers Pizzas and quiches Plant-based drinks Plantains (fresh and dried) Prepared vegetables Preserved beans Preserved citrus fruits Preserved tropical fruit Preserved vegetables Processed potatoes Quinoa Rusks Soups and broths Sugar confectionery Sugar tablets Sweet peppers Throat pastilles Toasted bread products Toffees and caramels Tomato ketchup Tomato sauces Vegetable oils Waffles and wafers

🚨LIVE FROM 8PM TOMORROW🚨 Well that's it, a real watershed moment. After taking a couple of days to process everything, @NickSK3TV and @dave_philbin will be joined by @_SByrne for a look back at *that*. We'll be discussing all things to do with Sunday and, more importantly, where we go from here. Live from 8pm Tuesday. 📺 bit.ly/4vdwXLv 🔗 linktr.ee/SK3TVPod #stockportcounty