Xûr, Agent of the Nine. Retired?
Joined September 2014
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15 Sep 2017
Some of you are disappointed with my inventory. But who got the tower destroyed? 🤔
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Jun 10
I have just been informed my future has ended, but my shift has not.
Ain’t that a bitch.
Jun 10
To the Nine,
If my role has changed, I request someone inform me so I can continue doing it incorrectly. In a more informed manner, of course.
Respectfully,
Xur
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Jun 10
To the Nine,
If my role has changed, I request someone inform me so I can continue doing it incorrectly. In a more informed manner, of course.
Respectfully,
Xur
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Jun 9
Don’t forget to come see me on Friday so I can disappoint you one last time.
For old times sake 😘
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Jun 9
If there is no future content…
…and I specialize on future content…
Am I still employed as an Agent of the Nine?
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24 Apr 2020
When you could only store 20 weapons/armor across all characters... with no app to make it easier #ThrowBackThursday
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23 Apr 2020
Guardian Games? The darkness is approaching and you guardians are playing games? 🤦♂️
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20 Apr 2020
I hate standing across from Saint-14. After a guardian interacts with him, he looks at me and yells “I am the Xûr of the agent nine” then proceeds to make pigeon noises. Fuck this guy
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19 Apr 2020
If you are ever down on yourself, just remember that you are not some random puppet being controlled by 9 mysterious entities forced to sell black market goods to strangers
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16 Apr 2020
I spent 6 years helping you guardians obtain the most powerful gear known to this world and you are still fighting the vex, fallen, hive, and cabal?
Some of you are even fighting each other, like... what? Explain yourselves
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16 Apr 2020
Even the darkest heart can shed some light from time to time
15 Apr 2020
Anyway every RT this gets I’ll donate 50c upto 500 dollars for the cause going on via bungie as frontline workers need their PPE. I would do more but I’m also in a weird working place myself so can’t. I dont want follows just RT and that’s enough.
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15 Apr 2020
Confirmed image of the new Destiny raid boss. Covid, the unseen.
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12 Apr 2020
I will never forget the time Mara Sov sent some slut named Orin to break my spine. I’ve been permanently disfigured since that day.
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12 Apr 2020
New guardians are spoiled. All I ask for is legendary shards. Do not make me ask for strange coins again.
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10 Apr 2020
It’s been 2040 days since the release of Destiny and I’m still known as that weird exotic guy.
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9 Apr 2020
[Enemy pops super]
My Team: Just run away don’t die
Me: [Kills enemy but dies in process]
My Team:
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9 Apr 2020
Where’s my brother from another mother @TheCryptarch what has that blue bastard been up to these days?
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