I still hold two league hockey records: most time spent in the penalty box, and I was the only guy to ever take off his skates and try to stab somebody
Joined June 2020
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Jun 11
Plastic surgery looks uncanny because it is uncanny. The only people who disagree are the ones who paid for it and the ones pretending for their sake. The rest of us smile and change the subject.
Jun 11
Clavicular got EMOTIONAL after realizing Dr Miami may have RUINED his nose forever and cost him his entire career š³
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āNYC or nowhereā is only something people from nowhere say
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Jun 4
I have decided I am going to buy a motorcycle. Any recommendations? It needs to be fast and comfortable.
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Jun 2
Something about the smell of gasoline and cigarettes in the morning really gets me fired up to create shareholder value
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May 27
New Yorkers are obsessed with age being a social construct because the alternative is admitting theyāre a fully grown adult who is permanently renting, unmarried, and still living like a college student
May 26
27 - 36 in nyc is like being 17
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May 22
How do people think large multifamily developments get funded and built? and who is the buyer pool once stabilized? Mom and pop shops?
Typical low IQ āPE is the boogymanā slop
May 21
Private equity firms now own 1 in 8 American apartments ā according to a new report from @PEstakeholder.
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May 22
Got chased by an Albanian tryna fight and one shot him. Blood and honor or whatever. Literal chud 3rd world country energy. Iāll go home please
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May 21
Scaring the hoes at levels no one thought possible in Trastevere.
The funny thing about European chicks is they like a bombastic American
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May 21
My latest bit is convincing locals none of the Roman ruins are actually that old. They have all been planted by Big Rome Tourism in the last ~200 years. The āarchaeologistsā and āhistoriansā are all paid actors.
Getting into serious arguments at bars
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May 20
Looking for a bk style house music club in Rome let me know your thoughts. Thanks
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May 19
Hey chat anyone in Rome want to drink with us? Must be funny/hot/cool. Thanks
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