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me when someone accuses me of having absolutely airtight takes and incontrovertibly right opinions
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easy 150K
Jun 15
You're offered $50,000 but if you
accept it, the person you haťe most in the entire world gets $100,000.
Are you taking it ??
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Jun 15
Your dad listens to Grateful Dead and/or Steely Dan and smokes weed on the weekend, my dad listens to Rush and drinks four Rolling Rocks a night while anxiously smoking cigarettes by the back door.
We are not the same.
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Jun 13
Lying in the dark next to my wife and listening to “Duality” at two notches above silence on my phone and getting chills
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Jun 5
Bro looking salmon
Jun 4
Adam Silver says he’s thrilled that Donald Trump is attending Game 3 of the NBA Finals
“President Trump is very much a New Yorker. I’m thrilled another New Yorker wants to participate in the enthusiasm and the joy around this Knicks team.”
(Via @BenGolliver )
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Jun 2
I love that Amy Winehouse is one of Vince Staples’ muses. I think they represent a lot of the same ideals: candor/intelligence in their interviews, reticence with fame, open distrust of music industry. Amy feels like a cautionary/instructive entertainment world tale for Vince.
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Jun 2
He can give up a bomb or two every start and he’s still going to be my favorite pitcher on the team.
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Jun 1
Logging on to give my airtight, incontrovertible opinions from my completely well-adjusted and pure mind. Anyone who doesn’t see it my way needs to be medicated and/or in intensive therapy in order to see things The Right Way…
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May 27
If you say things like “leaders of men” I immediately know know you have watched one of the Instagram car salesmen motivational speaker reels and felt emotionally galvanized
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May 27
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May 26
Thank god this didn’t happen in the Cubs sweep I would have put myself in the ICU
May 26
IN HIS MLB DEBUT, ALIMBER SANTA FINISHES OFF THE FIRST NO-HITTER IN MLB SINCE 2024!
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May 21
Betty Boop was inspired by a Black woman and animated as a White woman, but spiritually she is Latina. Thank you for understanding.
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May 18
Only thing worse than losing the series to the Sox in heartbreak fashion is having to see them wear the ugly ass military hats all weekend
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May 14
My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper
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May 12
Sick
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May 9
This website is trash and just a place for me to put my thoughts on cubs that no one reads but why do I continue to see comments like “see if Shota can prove himself” when he’s easily been the Cubs most reliable/best pitcher over past three seasons
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