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Mike @Norfolkrules

husband, father of 4 awesome kids.

Joined November 2009
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Mike@Norfolkrules
18 Aug 2024
Howdy
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My FIL has a new neighbor in his row of townhouses. All he knew when she bought the place was that she did lip-synch videos on TikTok to be able to afford a $1m beach house. I'm SHOCKED that TikTok isn't how she was able to afford to pay cash for her new home 😆😆
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Effin' Birds
@EffinBirds
May 23
A painting of a bird next to the words "I imagine that you are always such a huge asshole"

ALT A painting of a bird next to the words "I imagine that you are always such a huge asshole"
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Next level of dad unlocked 'Dad, can we watch a documentary about world War 2?' Damn right we can kiddo.
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While babysitting tonight the Amazon driver who was delivering a package stole my daughter's phone off the front steps! After repeated calls to the phone he finally answered my wife's calls and claims he 'accidentally' picked up her phone 'from the yard'
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The @amazon driver is lucky he dropped the phone back off to her before I got over there or I would explained what Grand larceny is in the Commonwealth of Virginia and that I know where the magistrates office is in town to press charges.
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Blocked AND muted yet still on my time line. Fucking trash company.
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lyss, esq@am_yers
Apr 27
Hey Virginians... Wanna be a public defender in Norfolk? Word is there are 2 open positions in July👀
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L. Louise Lucas
@SenLouiseLucas
Apr 22
THANK YOU VIRGINIA!
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Ben Tribbett
@notlarrysabato
Apr 22
PROJECTION 8:23 PM- THE YES VOTE HAS PREVAILED.
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This is amazing.
L. Louise Lucas
@SenLouiseLucas
Apr 21
It’s 4/20 and I’m getting excited for a big win tomorrow!
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Defense of Ukraine
@DefenceU
Apr 17
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.
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Love how the @McDonalds on Little Creek in Norfolk wrapped this up and sent it on its way home for my wife.
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Jim Robichaud@HappilyAngryEsq
Apr 8
I mean, illegally jailing witnesses is kind of a speciality of the Fulton DA’s office. So low key, she is actually pretty qualified.
WSB-TV
@wsbtv
Apr 7
Ex-judge accused of illegally jailing witness now works at DA’s office wsbtv.com/news/local/fulton-…
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I love seeing ads from companies I've already blocked. Nice garbage site
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I feel like my 4th graders fight for offensive rebounds harder than the hawkeyes tonight.
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📣📣
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Hawkeye Insano
@HawkeyeInsano
Mar 25
Houston bartender: “sorry guys, we’re all out of Busch light” Hawkeye/Husker fans:
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73-72! Go Hawks!
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That ending gave me heartburn.
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About an hour after I washed my wife's new car.
res judicatie@cat_i_e
Mar 22
I went to the car wash two days ago.
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RT @cat_i_e: I went to the car wash two days ago.
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