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Feb 28
🚨 Cheltenham Festival Preview Day 4 🚨
Gold Cup conundrum 🏆
Love a cup of Coffee ☕️
Some plot jobs lurking 👀
Get your eyes on this:
youtu.be/jj2PQQxGU-M?si=j78W…
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Royal Ascot 🎩
💥 Day 1
2:30 - Opera Ballo 4/1 2pts
3:05 - Ruler’s Pride 9/1 0.5pts EW, Siouxperb 13/2 1pt EW
3:40 - American Affair 9/1 0.5pts EW, Starlust 50/1 0.25pts EW
4:20 - Bow Echo 4/5 3pts, Talk of New York 11/2 0.5pts EW
5:00 - Galileo Dame 14/1 0.5pts EW, Comfort Zone 20/1 0.25pts EW
5:35 - Royal Rhyme 14/1 0.5pts EW, Wimbledon Hawkeye 14/1 1pt EW
6:10 - Sing Us A Song 7/1 0.5pts EW, Real Dream 33/1 0.5pts EW
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Jun 6
More winners on Derby Day.
Epsom:
1:30 - Alcantor 10/3 (the house pts)
2:05 - Love Dynasty 10/1 (the winnings above) EW
2:40 - Jan Brueghel 5/2 (inheritance)
3:15 - Betsen 25/1 (last months salary) EW
4:00 - Item 9/2 (whatever 6 pints cost), Bay of Brilliance 16/1 (mums pension) EW
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Jun 5
Epsom Oaks Day:
13:30 - Naana’s Shadow 7/2 1pt
14:40 - Boiling Point 6/1 1pt EW
15:15 - Respond 7/2 1pt
16:00 - Thundering On 9/2 1pt, A La Prochaine 16/1 EW 0.25pts EW
17:15 - Stellar Sunrise 15/8 3pts
17:50 - Zarathos 11/1 0.5pts EW
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May 28
🚨 hosed up🚨
Not enough people saw this. Shame, get to the pub. See you at the bar
May 28
It’s not clever, it’s not pretty but we want some free Thursday beers.
Sandown 6:42
TALK OF NEW YORK 11/10
We’re loading the wagon up…
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May 28
It’s not clever, it’s not pretty but we want some free Thursday beers.
Sandown 6:42
TALK OF NEW YORK 11/10
We’re loading the wagon up…
🗽
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May 23
Who needs some fun tokens for the Bank Holiday? 💸
Curragh:
3:05 - Comanche Brave 2/1
3:40 - Power Blue 40/1 EW
4:15 - Causeway 10/11
Haydock:
2:58 - Venetian Sun 11/4
3:30 - Getreadytorumble 10/1 EW
Stay Sexy xox
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May 8
Denise is the gift that keeps on giving. Up her taxes.
Joulany beaten after being boosted to 11/10.
Super ride from Oision. Our champion
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May 8
Zack Polanski “It’s the Reform vs Greens”.
Reform vs Greens.
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May 3
BANKERs Holiday x Guineas Sunday
Newmarket
1:45 - Sacred Ground 15/8 1pt
2:20 - Miss Justice 20/1 0.5pts EW
2:55 - Many Men 7/1 0.5pts EW
3:35 - Precise 9/4 1.5pts, Venetian Lace 50/1 0.25pts EW
Cork
3:43 - Comfort Zone 12/1 0.5pts EW
Stay safe, stay sexy xox
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May 2
Guineas Saturday
Punchestown
3:45 - Argento Boy 9/1 0.5pts EW
4:55 - Majolique 10/1 0.5pts EW
5:30 - Jump Allen 9/4 2pts
Newmarket
1:10 - Sky Majesty 15/4 1pt
2:55 - Frost at Dawn 10/1 0.5pts EW
3:35 - Distant Storm 9/2 1.5pts
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May 1
Friday fancies to kick off the bank holiday:
Ascot
2:00 - Dance A Jig 15/8 1pt
2:35 - Tabletalk 6/1 0.75pts EW
3:10 - Coppull 11/2 0.5pts EW
3:45 - Rashabar 17/2 0.5pts EW
Newmarket
14:20 - My Love is King 5/2 1pt
16:05 - Leadman 7/1 0.5pts EW
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Apr 29
The Garlic Warrior could probably win the National with 13st on his back and me riding.
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Apr 29
Gaelic Warrior is a magnificent beast.
Sensational.
Rounds off the day with a winner.
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Apr 29
QUINTA DO LAGO keeps the profit train 🚂 rolling on!
6/1 winner to go with the 12/1 winner yesterday.
Who said the jumps season was over!?
I think I fancy me a cheeky trip to Portugal 👀 now
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Apr 29
After some sexy profit yesterday, we’re back to Punchestown for more…
2:30 - Thanksforthehelp 13/2 0.5pt EW
3:40 - Quinta Do Lago 6/1 0.5pt EW
4:15 - Fruit De Mer 5/1 1pt
4:50 - The Mourne Rambler 13/8 2pt
5:25 - Dee Capo 10/1 0.5pt EW
6:05 - Gaelic Warrior 5/6 2pt
🥊 🇮🇪 🐎
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Apr 28
12/1 winner on the first tip of the day?
Ye, not bad u?
Hahahaha that sorts the pints in the sun out for later
Apr 28
🥊estown tips.
3:40 - Kalix Delabarriere 12/1 0.5pt EW
4:15 - El Cairos 6/4 1pt
4:50 - Kitzbuhel 11/10 2pt
6:05 - Marine Nationale 5/2 1pt
6:35 - Teofil 6/1 0.5pt EW
It’s only a Tuesday but a beer wouldn’t go amiss.
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Apr 28
Kalix Delabarriere translated from French means “two pints please you sexy fuckers.”
Duolingo on fire today.
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