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🚨 Cheltenham Festival Preview Day 4 🚨 Gold Cup conundrum 🏆 Love a cup of Coffee ☕️ Some plot jobs lurking 👀 Get your eyes on this: youtu.be/jj2PQQxGU-M?si=j78W…
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Royal Ascot 🎩 💥 Day 1 2:30 - Opera Ballo 4/1 2pts 3:05 - Ruler’s Pride 9/1 0.5pts EW, Siouxperb 13/2 1pt EW 3:40 - American Affair 9/1 0.5pts EW, Starlust 50/1 0.25pts EW 4:20 - Bow Echo 4/5 3pts, Talk of New York 11/2 0.5pts EW 5:00 - Galileo Dame 14/1 0.5pts EW, Comfort Zone 20/1 0.25pts EW 5:35 - Royal Rhyme 14/1 0.5pts EW, Wimbledon Hawkeye 14/1 1pt EW 6:10 - Sing Us A Song 7/1 0.5pts EW, Real Dream 33/1 0.5pts EW
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More winners on Derby Day. Epsom: 1:30 - Alcantor 10/3 (the house pts) 2:05 - Love Dynasty 10/1 (the winnings above) EW 2:40 - Jan Brueghel 5/2 (inheritance) 3:15 - Betsen 25/1 (last months salary) EW 4:00 - Item 9/2 (whatever 6 pints cost), Bay of Brilliance 16/1 (mums pension) EW
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Epsom Oaks Day: 13:30 - Naana’s Shadow 7/2 1pt 14:40 - Boiling Point 6/1 1pt EW 15:15 - Respond 7/2 1pt 16:00 - Thundering On 9/2 1pt, A La Prochaine 16/1 EW 0.25pts EW 17:15 - Stellar Sunrise 15/8 3pts 17:50 - Zarathos 11/1 0.5pts EW
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Guess our Oaks Tip…. ⛈️🔛
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Me walking into the pub just now… THE TALK OF NEW YORK

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🚨 hosed up🚨 Not enough people saw this. Shame, get to the pub. See you at the bar
It’s not clever, it’s not pretty but we want some free Thursday beers. Sandown 6:42 TALK OF NEW YORK 11/10 We’re loading the wagon up… 🗽

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It’s not clever, it’s not pretty but we want some free Thursday beers. Sandown 6:42 TALK OF NEW YORK 11/10 We’re loading the wagon up… 🗽

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Who needs some fun tokens for the Bank Holiday? 💸 Curragh: 3:05 - Comanche Brave 2/1 3:40 - Power Blue 40/1 EW 4:15 - Causeway 10/11 Haydock: 2:58 - Venetian Sun 11/4 3:30 - Getreadytorumble 10/1 EW Stay Sexy xox
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Denise is the gift that keeps on giving. Up her taxes. Joulany beaten after being boosted to 11/10. Super ride from Oision. Our champion
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Zack Polanski “It’s the Reform vs Greens”. Reform vs Greens.

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True Love is all class. So versatile.
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BANKERs Holiday x Guineas Sunday Newmarket 1:45 - Sacred Ground 15/8 1pt 2:20 - Miss Justice 20/1 0.5pts EW 2:55 - Many Men 7/1 0.5pts EW 3:35 - Precise 9/4 1.5pts, Venetian Lace 50/1 0.25pts EW Cork 3:43 - Comfort Zone 12/1 0.5pts EW Stay safe, stay sexy xox
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Guineas Saturday Punchestown 3:45 - Argento Boy 9/1 0.5pts EW 4:55 - Majolique 10/1 0.5pts EW 5:30 - Jump Allen 9/4 2pts Newmarket 1:10 - Sky Majesty 15/4 1pt 2:55 - Frost at Dawn 10/1 0.5pts EW 3:35 - Distant Storm 9/2 1.5pts
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Friday fancies to kick off the bank holiday: Ascot 2:00 - Dance A Jig 15/8 1pt 2:35 - Tabletalk 6/1 0.75pts EW 3:10 - Coppull 11/2 0.5pts EW 3:45 - Rashabar 17/2 0.5pts EW Newmarket 14:20 - My Love is King 5/2 1pt 16:05 - Leadman 7/1 0.5pts EW
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The Garlic Warrior could probably win the National with 13st on his back and me riding. 🧄
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Gaelic Warrior is a magnificent beast. Sensational. Rounds off the day with a winner.
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QUINTA DO LAGO keeps the profit train 🚂 rolling on! 6/1 winner to go with the 12/1 winner yesterday. Who said the jumps season was over!? I think I fancy me a cheeky trip to Portugal 👀 now
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After some sexy profit yesterday, we’re back to Punchestown for more… 2:30 - Thanksforthehelp 13/2 0.5pt EW 3:40 - Quinta Do Lago 6/1 0.5pt EW 4:15 - Fruit De Mer 5/1 1pt 4:50 - The Mourne Rambler 13/8 2pt 5:25 - Dee Capo 10/1 0.5pt EW 6:05 - Gaelic Warrior 5/6 2pt 🥊 🇮🇪 🐎
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12/1 winner on the first tip of the day? Ye, not bad u? Hahahaha that sorts the pints in the sun out for later
🥊estown tips. 3:40 - Kalix Delabarriere 12/1 0.5pt EW 4:15 - El Cairos 6/4 1pt 4:50 - Kitzbuhel 11/10 2pt 6:05 - Marine Nationale 5/2 1pt 6:35 - Teofil 6/1 0.5pt EW It’s only a Tuesday but a beer wouldn’t go amiss.
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Kalix Delabarriere translated from French means “two pints please you sexy fuckers.” Duolingo on fire today.
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