will bake for crack. $notafuckinbaker

Joined October 2018
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I got high and watched Matilda and now I’m here.....
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Twitter makes so much more sense when you realize that half the MAGA accounts are just run by Eastern European troll farms that are trying to ragebait liberals while barely understanding anything about American politics or culture in the first place.
They’ve spent billions of dollars on propaganda to convince the world that these people are bad.
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ugh. i want
17 Nov 2025
Seeing the aurora in the desert will never stop being a top tier experience.
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17 Nov 2025
We have all died and currently are in hell.
17 Nov 2025
Nicki Minaj is set to speak at the United Nations on behalf of the Trump administration. Details: tmz.me/Y8qNCly
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can't wait to see walgreens go bankrupt and out of business in 2026🙂‍↔️
Hourly Walgreens employees will reportedly no longer receive paid time off for six major holidays, including Thanksgiving and Christmas, after the pharmacy giant was acquired by private equity firm Sycamore Partners whio.com/news/local/report-w…
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sue her ass for vandalism
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Why is the son of John Lennon and Yoko Ono doing this meme
Replying to @snoopy_horyia
You’re using a phone and the Internet and wearing clothes which all waste water and are bad for the environment. Your high horse turns out to be quite low.
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16 Nov 2025
DL niggas always post they bitch after the gay allegations come out
"I can't help falling in love with you" 🎶❤️
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THE VOICE stays in the family!
14 Nov 2025
Happy 61st birthday to the talented Patrick Warburton.
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This country is spiraling out of control
u think bill was tapping it on the tongue
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I want to be released from this madness man.
11 Nov 2025
T.I. and Tiny’s younger daughter, Heiress, shows off her vocals by performing a gospel version of Kehlani’s 'Fold' 😍🔥
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“Does not allow AI-generated content” will be the rule that lets new social media apps beat the ones we rely on today
13 Nov 2025
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey. The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content. (divine.video)
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What do you think the entire Navy is off the coast of Venezuela for?
The Epstein fallout is so massive either Trump is removed from power or the US goes to war
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what else would y’all have expected a thieving felon creep criminal weirdo bitch to do?
BREAKING: Trump may have 'stolen' $3 Billion from the American people in first 100 days of Presidency
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i hate uber eats to know end, especially the grocery section. but i still do it anyways and get mad.
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4 Nov 2025
My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.
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We used to call things like this Scams.
6 Nov 2025
Landlords are using AI-generated images to make properties look better than they are in reality A report found examples of rooms being bigger and buildings appearing different to what they are in person
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RT @QueenOfGayChaos: The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful
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This man has an incredible talent to look like a raging homosexual while doing anything
8 Nov 2025
Andrew Tate training footage has surfaced online.
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He’s alone and it’s his fault. He had a family and a wife who I’m sure cared about ALL his bad days. He kept cheating on her with women who prolly wouldn’t have cared if he dropped dead and now she’s happily married. Tuff
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I feel like we are all living in a giant mental hospital with him.
16 Oct 2025
Trump: I do not think any president has ever ended a war. One war. I did eight of them.
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