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Not the CEO of AT&T @NotATTCEO
Joined April 2011
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#myfavword is Money #moMoneymoProblems
#istoppedbelievinginSantaWhen the FCC put me on the naughty list. #attmobile
Sorry for my lack of tweeting yesterday, the news made me so sad, I was eating Ben and Jerrys and watching chick flicks. #attmobile
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@JuliaLuvzYoo I blame you for your glasses not fitting on your head properly
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@jon_dotez yea and I would've gotten away with it if it were for those damn kids
#ThingsThatPissMeOff When my lawyers tell me I am wrong. #attmobile
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#ThingsThatPissMeOff DOJ & FCC members not accepting my bribes. #attmobile
#ThingsThatPissMeOff Carly Foulkes not returning my calls.
@JuliaLuvzYoo Why do I always get blamed? #attmobile
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I love the WSJ's headline "AT&T to FCC: Let Them Eat Cake (Again)"
#MyLastWordsWillBe ____________ (fill in the blank)
Today is #nationalcupcakeday! You know how we love to give out cupcakes... #attmobile
#IWannaKnowWhy Everyone dislikes me and my merger! -Love Randall
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#ThingsWeAllHate - The FCC
#ThingsWeAllHate - The DOJ
#AllIWantForXmas is the #attmobile merger! -Love Randall
Not the CEO of AT&T retweeted
MissyE@MissyE_SF
13 Dec 2011
AT&T's CEO Randall Stephenson's compensation is $27.3m - no wonder AT&T has such awful service & web site - all the money goes to him
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The FCC will always be on my shit list.... #nomatterwhat #attmobile
Cupcakes for everyone! #attmobile
Well at least I get to enjoy my Christmas vacation! #thinkingpositively
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