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Another stupid poem I wrote.
Enjoy! Or not.
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Remind all of us again why anyone gives a shit what happens to a stupid Russian man on holiday.
Cope on Russian Telegram:
ChatGPT left a Russian man and his family without a trip to Macedonia — the neural network confidently stated that a visa wasn't needed.
Spoiler: it was needed. The man, along with his wife and child, bought tickets from Istanbul to Skopje, booked hotels and a car, but they were denied boarding at the airport.
The Russian started arguing and showed the airline employee ChatGPT's response, but she had a stronger argument — official legislation. We don't trust ChatGPT anymore.
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If this is your idea of an upgrade, how broken-down was the trailer park you came from?
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Only an idiot thinks that the renewable energy provided by wind turbines are "a visual assault on God's creation".
Killing the planet by burning fossil fuels so you assholes can make money is an assault on humanity.
These monstrous wind farms—every one of which exists solely based on federal subsidy—are a visual assault on God’s creation that weaken the grid, disrupt marine ecosystems, and force reliance on foreign fuel when have near-limitless reserves of our own.
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Nonsense.
This is Trump's birthday party. Nothing to do with America, other than showcasing to the world what a crass, classless bunch of lowlifes you are.
This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.
Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Well, since Donald Trump slimed his way into office, you can't trust a single thing that comes out of an American government office.
So let me call it now, with a more than 50% chance of being right:
Bullshit.
Jun 14
🧵 Here is the TRUTH: Dangerous gain-of-function research was funded by the U.S. government around the world, directed and approved by people like Dr Fauci. @DNIGabbard exposed that yesterday.
Using U.S. government data, put together and uncovered by career subject matter experts in the Intelligence Community and other government agencies, yesterday’s release highlighted one example of the many overseas biolabs funded by the U.S., the research conducted there, and the significant risks they pose to the world, especially when located in a country at war.
🔗 dni.gov/files/BIOLAB_Slides.…
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What time is Loserfest?
How much are tickets in Pervert Row?
Is the drunk guy with brain damage that puked on himself during the weigh-in the main event, or just the in the Bumfights?
I bet Donald Trump personally tells him how attractive he is in his little silk panties.
Sick.
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"exceptionalism"
You mean 2.5 centuries deluding yourselves you're somehow "special" or better than everyone else in the world.
You're not. You're a violent, racist group of international meddlers who are OK with school shootings and a criminal sex offender as a "leader".
Happy Birthday, @POTUS.
As America prepares to celebrate 250 years of freedom, strength, and exceptionalism, your America First leadership is exactly what this moment demands.
Here's to another year of Making America Great Again.
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On this special day, thanks to Pink Floyd for summing up my feelings:
"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
Sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"
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That Rude Cat. retweeted
Jun 14
They’re all words. But I didn’t expect to see them in this order.
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ALL HAIL THE BIRTHDAY BOY!
Trump's birthday's a wonderful thing
His praises, his lackies will sing
With blood and with sweat
Violence and threats
Men in panties, they'll all kiss his ring.
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Here's a photo of Young Donald Trump sitting with all the friends he'd made over the years, except for his best friend, Jeff Epstein, who was away on an island trafficking an underage girl to a future subject of blackmail that day.
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Low class.
Low rent.
What time are the Bumfights?
Have they set up the tent for the Freak Show yet?2
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Listen up, dummies.
Canada has two official languages.
English is one of them.
Can you or your mouth-breathing fans guess the other one?
And I know you're talking about Alberta, but the answer isn't "low German".
Jun 12
Calgary police chief Katie McLellan calls for ENGLISH-ONLY driving tests.
As of right now, you do not need to be able to read the English signs on the road to get a driver's license in Alberta.
In fact, the Albertan government will bend over backwards to help non-English speakers get their licenses.
As of right now, the government offers a set of headphones that provides translations into 25 separate languages.
And if your preferred language isn't one of the 25, you're allowed to bring in a translator.
That's why Calgary's police chief is calling for change.
"You have to be able to read English signs," Chief Katie McLellan told the Calgary Herald. "If you can’t read English how can you pass a driving test?"
Do you think it's time for the Albertan government to make the switch to English-only tests?
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"UFC has become a global phenomenon..."*
*Amongst creeps who get off on it, losers, and violent low-I.Q. MAGAts.
Jun 12
UFC has become a global phenomenon by embracing values that resonate far beyond the Octagon: excellence, discipline, opportunity, and meritocracy.
Proud to launch a new Sports Diplomacy partnership with @UFC and grateful to host @DanaWhite for the signing of our MOU.
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I don't know about you, but I'd enjoy these FIFA world cup matches a lot more without the "oh my god the other player got within 2 feet of me so now I'm almost at deaths door" theatrics.
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"nuclear dust"
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What a bunch of morons.
Jun 13
🚨 BREAKING: THE WHITE HOUSE JUST BRIEFED US ON NEW DETAILS ON TRUMP’S IRAN DEAL… AND WOW! 🚨
WH Sources say Iran is READY TO SIGN, the TERMS are SET— now they’re negotiating a PLACE 🔥
THE DEAL? Iran is handing over the NUCLEAR DUST 🔥
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That Rude Cat. retweeted
I refuse to watch UFC or MMA for the same reason I don’t watch a bull taking a shit in the pasture…it’s ugly , stinky , no aesthetics, and nothing good comes from
It ..it’s only enjoyed by MAGAts/maggots
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Oh, F off Joe. Not something you need to comment about. Leave it alone. Have some goddamn respect.
Jun 12
Respectfully— Const.’s Tarun Bali and Marc Pinizzotto didn’t “lose their lives” and they won’t be able find their lives again. They were both murdered.
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Not really.
I'd have moral judgements about how that person acquired such immense wealth, & I'd definitely have opinions about how that person used the money.
Let's say that person was a white supremacist that cut aid to children in developing countries, & cancer research...
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