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Fong retweeted
Game in a beautiful flow, both teams stretching each other and match is still in the balance. Time for a FUCKING HYDRATION BREAK DESPITE THE GAME TAKING PLACE IN A FUCKING DOME WITH AIR CONDITIONING AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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this tweet
Jun 10
for the casuals, the girlies, and the goofy; for those who care more about ex-gfs than xG -
a group of us usmnt sicko girlies have been working tirelessly to bring you: the “Girlies Guide to the USMNT"
please enjoy and feel free to share!!!!
docs.google.com/presentation…
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Fong retweeted
Hydration break during a game played INDOORS with AIR CONDITIONING ffs. Disrupting Carabao’s momentum. It’s a disgrace
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Saves us signing him like I was worried we would
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!
Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.
Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸
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Think if you aren’t a manbaby stuck in permanent longing for adolescence and therefore romanticising everything that happened when you were a teenager you’ll acknowledge there’s been a lot of really good games so far
Jun 13
This World Cup, whilst it’s early days, has been absolutely honking, where’s the next one ? Surley a European one to actually play at decent times and in sensible temperatures?
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Man gutted for Haiti ffs. Not a bad side but just zero final third composure bar a few nice moves down the flanks
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Fong retweeted
Jun 13
2038 can only be the US, unless the rules change.
Splitting 2030 between three continents was just a ploy to let Saudi host 2034 and the US host 2038.
🇪🇸 🇵🇹 🇲🇦 2030 World Cup - Spain, Portugal & Morocco
🇸🇦 2034 World Cup - Saudi Arabia
Who would you give the 2038 World Cup to?
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Jun 13
People don’t get how little Americans know, it’s not like people over here with no interest who at least know a tiny bit via osmosis, a lot of them know literally nothing.
One of my cousins asked me if Arsenal were a professional team, another thought they were a cricket team
Standing in the queue at Penn Station for the Amtrak to Boston, and a bunch of lads behind us get asked by an American woman if we’re the Scotland soccer team, yanks are fully living up to my expectations 😭😭
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Jun 13
Look what Sven had to deal with ffs.
22 years ago today: England were beating France 1-0 in stoppage time but lost 2-1. Zidane scored twice in one of the most dramatic endings ever at a European Championship. Watch both goals in real time.
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Jun 13
Why don’t the stewards have guns for these idiots?
Jun 13
Streaker at the USA Soccer game didn’t make it a single step
All-time performance
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God this is a fucking horrendous use of the tech. Really embarrassingly shit. 90 second review for a dive. Fuck off
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Fong retweeted
Jun 13
something seriously exhilarating about watching a mediocre World Cup match at 2am. the “waa waa too many teams” brigade wouldn’t get it
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