Multi-Time Dad Joke Champion / Boston Sports Fan living in the Steel City.
Joined January 2019
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C_OB retweeted
Jun 14
One of the craziest sports statistics I've ever seen:
The Spurs led for 72% of the NBA Finals. They lost in five games.
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Jun 12
Trump clearly trying to open negotiations with Prince Nuada for use of the Golden Army
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Jun 11
That time I found @MikeKataja outside of a bar in Hartford after he texted me that he was “outside killed by the wall”
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C_OB retweeted
Jun 11
This is how they’re gonna find Fox’s body on the river walk
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C_OB retweeted
Jun 10
The big 4 villains of my childhood. Such great shows growing up.
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Jun 9
So with this show #OffCampus, how am I supposed to believe that this legacy player, who's a top 10 pick, as well as a Capt... has a framed poster of Dan Paille?! I literally could name 100 Bruins that should be up there ahead of him for believability. Was his brother a producer?
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C_OB retweeted
Skenes Night: He’s due. So here’s the deal. If Paul strikes out 9 or more. Like he did the last time he faced the Dodgers. And the Buccos win. I’ll give away 5 Paul Skenes jerseys. Just follow me. And retweet this post. And you’re good. Let’s go Bucs!
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C_OB retweeted
Jun 2
Gonna be an epic collision course Stanley Cup Final. Game 1 tonight on ABC. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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C_OB retweeted
"I know this ain't heaven, but it's close to it."
A.J. Brown on being a New England Patriot.
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C_OB retweeted
May 30
Shoutout to @miketirico as his fantastic run concludes tonight in Game 7 covering multiple events with almost no rest since September including:
20 Weeks of @SNFonNBC
Super Bowl 60
15 Nights of Primetime Olympics, 13 Days of Daytime
152nd @KentuckyDerby
33 @NBAonNBC Games
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C_OB retweeted
May 29
BREAKING: Zack Attack have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.
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C_OB retweeted
May 19
The President is now exempt from our tax laws while everyone else has to obey them.
Got it.
It's just mind blowing that is what's happening in America.
May 19
FLASH: DOJ expands settlement in Trump-IRS leak suit to cover audits of all tax returns filed by Trump, family members, companies and trusts. Waiver of IRS' claims contained in addendum signed by AAG Blanche that was not in agreement released Monday politico.com/news/2026/05/19…
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C_OB retweeted
May 19
Trump promised every American a $2,000 tariff check, a $5,000 DOGE check, 10% APR on credit cards, $2 gas, a “privately funded” ballroom, and medications that were supposedly 1500% cheaper.
Instead, we got a $1.776 billion slush fund to pay people who beat up cops and smeared shit on the walls of the US Capitol.
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May 15
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C_OB retweeted
May 15
Barring injury, for the 46th consecutive season, a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr will appear in the Stanley Cup Final
Brett Kulak (Avalanche) or Rasmus Andersson (Golden Knights)
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May 14
Man, hate to see the veteran moving on, but excited to see what the young kid has.
May 14
Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.
Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
triblive.com/local/regional/…
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May 14
Hi @orangetheory , with footwear brands like #Brooks, #Asiics, #adidas etc making running shoes with wider heels, has there been any thought to modifying the rower foot plates to be adjustable in width as well?
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