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8 Jan 2020
It started out with a fish
How did it end up like this?
It was only a fish
IT WAS ONLY A FISH!
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14 Nov 2024
It's very funny that we have collectively decided every band will have a list of songs they intend to play, but before they do the last two they have to walk off stage and come back like that wasn't always part of the plan
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7 Nov 2024
This Survivor auction might be the only thing keeping me going right now
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6 Nov 2024
I don't even know how to reach out to my most at risk friends. Texting "Hope you're feeling okay" seems messed up because of course they're not
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Everyone knows itβs Maryland, Cali, New York, and Texas
2 Nov 2024
what do yβall consider the big 3/4 of american states π€
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31 Oct 2024
I'm starting to think The Sanctuary (Where good things happen) might have burned down between seasons #Survivor
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2 Oct 2024
on E! news they just described timothee chalamet in this getup as βunrecognizable.β i can easily recognize him
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22 Sep 2024
Just got startled by a rustling paper bag. Things are going great.
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29 Aug 2024
Elon spent the last few days pitching a fit over Zuckerberg saying he worked with the White House to suppress stories about Hunter Biden lol.
29 Aug 2024
I strongly urge you to click on this NPR link about the Trump campaign's disrespectful actions at Arlington National Cemetery.
Just click on the link, see what happens.
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24 Aug 2024
But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many Steve Harveys as usual.
24 Aug 2024
Thereβs a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why
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21 Aug 2024
Using a Fast Pass at a busy amusement park feels like crossing a picket line
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Mason π retweeted
16 Aug 2024
The horror π±
Trump: You're all going to be thrown into a communist system. You will be thrown into a system where everybody gets health care.
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15 Aug 2024
I've been trying to get these slip on shoes on the telephone wire for hours :(
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15 Aug 2024
If we're being honest Two-Face really has two half faces, making him One-Face
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