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You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.
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EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

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Brooklyn 🔥

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Aged like milk.
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York. Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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This San Antonio Spurs team is the biggest choking team in the history of all sports.
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I AM SO HAPPY FOR MY CITY RIGHT NOW!!!! NEW YORK KNICKS!!!!!!!
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NY Knicks win their first NBA championship in 53 years. The last time they won was in 1973. 👇
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This Iran deal must be horrible.
New tranche of UFO files and videos just dropped.
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crazy how one election stopped Arizona from becoming Florida 2.0
JUST IN: Democrats have a 78% chance to win the Arizona Governor election
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Hold the fuck up. Hold up. Those are Honor Guards? I'm literally flabbergasted. The disrespect is off the charts. Just fucking wow. #DemsUnited
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NEWS: DCA is currently on a ground stop and has been temporarily closed “for an event.” Planes set to land at DC’s airport have alerted their passengers. This comes after we at @MeidasTouch reported pilots are filing safety reports due to the lights from Trump’s UFC octagon.
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We have lost so much, so quickly.
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Very good news
Our data analysis suggests Ukraine’s strikes have been more extensive, and more damaging to Russia’s economy and military production, than commonly assumed economist.com/interactive/eu…
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"Wage gains have been wiped out since Trump took office," per Axios
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She's living Lindsey Graham's wet-dream.
NEW: The Minnesota Professional Fire Fighters Association just endorsed @AmyKlobuchar for governor!
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Trump canceled on the World Cup out of fear of being booed Gavin Newsom:
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This is like how Trump called NAFTA “the worst Trade Deal ever made,” rebranded it as USMCA, and then called it “the best and most important trade deal ever made.”
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It was 1970, and this was the first time Elton John played “Tiny Dancer” for his lyricist, Bernie Taupin, and his future wife, Maxine.
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As far as I can tell, Tulsi’s big “secret biolab” bombshell is recycled Kremlin propaganda. These labs were never secret. The U.S. spent decades funding biosafety and disease-surveillance work abroad under Nunn-Lugar, with the facility lists posted publicly by the State Department and our own embassy in Kyiv. Russia invented the “secret bioweapons” spin in 2022 to help justify invading Ukraine. Our own intelligence flagged it as disinformation. Now Tulsi is laundering that exact line, while conveniently forgetting the first Trump administration funded this same research. Nothing was hidden and the only thing being manufactured here is the coverup. Tulsi, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
Today, I’m releasing never before seen intelligence revealing new evidence of past US government funding for more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine. In support of President Trump‘s Executive Order to end federal funding of dangerous gain of function research around the world, and increase transparency and accountability, ODNI will continue working with partners across the Administration to identify where these labs are, what pathogens they contain, and what “research” is being conducted. odni.gov/index.php/newsroom/…
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I don’t care what anyone says. I’m looking forward to the tractor pull at the White House tomorrow.
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The morning he doesn’t wake up.
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