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17 Sep 2024
Me when Michael Penix askes me what I was doing in the office of the Falcons head coach
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“UFC Freedom 250 is brought to you by Riyadh Season” was a real sentence uttered in this broadcast
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Jun 14
When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.
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Hit the wife with the divorce this morning. 21 years and I've had enough
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I see 3 HOFers lol
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The Epstein Island of Relevancy.
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BUSSI 🗣
BUSSI 🗣
BUSSI 🗣
ALT Photo of Brandon Bussi hoisting the Cup
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Fruit by the Foot is actually more expensive for them to acquire
At least NFL players are racist and paid. These crackas doing all this and then will cry that Dana only paid them in Capri Suns and fruit by the foot
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Fancast hate is hilarious to me because what are you even getting mad at lmfao
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"He better not kill her" - me watching a show called 'my husband who killed me'
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At least NFL players are racist and paid. These crackas doing all this and then will cry that Dana only paid them in Capri Suns and fruit by the foot
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UFC fighters the only mfs dumber than NFL players
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Twist of this episode is the perp is his dad lmao
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Yes, of course, Daniel fell for fake screenshots of… himself.
Just own it bro, we all know there will be no repercussions anyway.
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We are aware of the fake, AI generated screenshots being circulated online. I have never spoken to Daniel. He has since deleted his post, which confirms it was clearly fabricated. @UFC @danawhite
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Multiple journalists and eyewitnesses confirm Daniel Cormier posted the screenshots himself before deleting them. Deleting a post from a verified account does not confirm fabrication, and participants in a conversation cannot 'fall for' AI fakes of their own direct messages. mediaite.com/media/sports/f… mmamania.com/ufc-white-hous…
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS, THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
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"Dark Humor" and the crowd doesn't even react😭😭😭😭
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THE CUP IS COMING BACK TO RALEIGH!!!
ALT Graphic promoting the Carolina Hurricanes as the 2025-26 Stanley Cup Champions
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Losing 3-0 at home in one of the shittiest jerseys in sports history is sad as FUCK, man
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"Dumocrat"
"Obuma"
Bro has fucking lost it, he doesn't have the juice anymore
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على طاري بيرسيرك.. هذي الرسمة من أجمل الرسمات الي شفتها في حياتي، ايقونية بكل ماتعنيه الكلمه
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