Mom Pick Me Up Im Scared
Joined July 2009
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11 Apr 2025
If no one is gonna say it I will
In the movie big daddy:
Adam Sandler by legality kidnapped a child and deserved that jail time
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11 Dec 2024
Babe r u ok?
U barely even ascended into a state of pure bliss when ‘Work It’ by Missy Elliot came on?
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Marcaux retweeted
4 Oct 2024
The very moment Alonso hit the go ahead homer. Clearly @NotMarcaux and I are pleased. #LetsGoMets
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28 Apr 2024
I want to get married but at this point id settle for fucking a warm bagel with cream cheese
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7 Apr 2024
The Wright Brothers invented the Airplane because road head was getting boring
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3 Jan 2024
ah shit lemme call u back bruh i accidentally dropped my dun dun dun
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22 Dec 2023
Being single is the 2nd worst thing thats happened to me behind the
‘Miso Soup Incident of 2012’
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10 Dec 2023
aight someone who lives in Virginia and is married to a woman named Gina can get knuckle tattoos that say
“I ❤️ Vagina”
One hand “I ❤️ VA”
the other “Gina”
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5 Dec 2023
Oh ur in her Dm’s?
I’m in the comment section on Pornhub making legitimate reviews and suggestions
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6 Nov 2023
my sexual awakening was the music video to Love Dont Cost A Thing by J-Lo
you cant un-know this now
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2 Nov 2023
I went to the year 3000
not much has changed but we lived underwater
and you’re great great great grand daughter
….. she died
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26 Oct 2023
someone tell that dumbass mouse from pinky and the brain that the worlds banking system would never let him have any form of systemic control of the world
u dont even have a military stupid
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