Parody account for the former Senior Vice President and General Manager of your Chicago White Sox. Churros aficionado. Nacho helmet slayer. Offseason winner.
Joined September 2012
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Sell the team, Jerry
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17 Aug 2023
#BullsFest merch goes crazy! 🔥
RT & reply with your size for a chance to win a limited edition jersey!
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You know something, it’s kinda creepy for Keynan Middleton to watch people sleep.
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7 Aug 2023
Kinda nice that the national sports media recognizes we exist. Kinda nice.
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Well this is all news to me, and it’s safe to assume it will get dealt with.
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