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Ryan @NotRyanEason

Office ninja. Marathoner. Refresh Tuesdays.

Joined April 2015
  • Tweets 22
  • Following 11
  • Followers 8
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
28 Mar 2016
I'd probably give a quarter for a Klondike bar
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
29 Feb 2016
An Eason never forgets...
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
22 Jan 2016
People think I'm funny, I'm really not. I just quote South Park a lot.
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
21 Jan 2016
Alyssa sneezing sounds like a leprechaun being tickled
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
6 Jan 2016
Played @JoshElvig in Madden last night. Pretty upset I lost to a child.
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
21 Dec 2015
Just found out James got carpal tunnel this year but he also throws up at staff soccer games, so...
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
11 Dec 2015
Someone just flung a rubber band in my cube
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
16 Nov 2015
I usually stay out of it and let it ride but Detroit seriously tried to lose that game lol #packers
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
6 Nov 2015
I could drive to Duluth and it still wouldn't be time to go home for the weekend yet
Ryan@NotRyanEason
30 Oct 2015
I am my own Jedi
Ryan@NotRyanEason
19 Oct 2015
Who is Ron Swanson?
Ryan@NotRyanEason
12 Oct 2015
Go Packers? Nope, not leaving you a voicemail.
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
17 Sep 2015
.@JoshElvig is going to owe me another Chipotle lunch after fantasy football this weekend #winning
Ryan@NotRyanEason
1 Sep 2015
My body is a temple. It's immune Taco Bell.
Ryan@NotRyanEason
1 Sep 2015
8:58 mock calls let's go
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
25 Aug 2015
I'm just really real you know #truth
Ryan@NotRyanEason
20 Aug 2015
#tbt to when I accidentally mail-merged an email to all my season ticket holders saying, "Hey dude."
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
2 Jun 2015
Was just asked if I have @snapchat. It's 2015. Are you kidding me?
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Ryan@NotRyanEason
26 May 2015
If you sleep for 17 hours it is literally 1hr short of 3/4 of the day
Ryan@NotRyanEason
19 May 2015
The youth soccer dorks are really at it today. @JoeDettlaff @JoshElvig
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