Not Green Eggs, Not Ham (parody)
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May 10
We should do this the other way. I’ll start:
Cigarettes
Empty beer cans
An abused daughter
Dog shit
An empty fridge
Battered wife
Collection notices
Dirty carpets
Sweat-stained recliners
Broken blinds
Burned out porch lights
Unfulfilled dreams
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I unfortunately just heard a Floridian tell someone that Elon Musk has enough money to give every American one billion dollars.
Education is important! This is sickening.
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Jun 13
If I were Iran, I wouldn’t sign the agreement tomorrow. Just to fuck with Trump. He’s never going to attack them. Empty threats. Just like the last 38 times.
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Jun 12
Lmao. Trump has promised a deal 38 times over the last 104 days with Iran.
What makes anyone believe him this time?
Trump always chickens out. 🌮
MAGA is a losing ideology.
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Jun 11
We all sort of take for granted how ugly @realDonaldTrump is…like seriously ugly. Fat, alligator eyes, thick inflamed skin, skinny rotted teeth…Jesus.
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Jun 11
Trump has fallen asleep in the Situation Room while watching a small fireworks show in Iran.
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Jun 10
It’s hard to understand how retarded people are until you watch them at a buffet.
The slow ornery nature in which people feed themselves if appalling.
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Jun 10
Trump says he is going to restart attacks on Iran.
Bull shit.
Dude is going to chicken out again.
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Jun 10
We’re 102 days into the war of choice with Iran.
Trump has chickened out each of those 102 days.
We are nowhere close to a resolution. Inflation is at 4%. Gas is at $5.
Add it to the endless list of why MAGA is not capable of governing.
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Jun 8
Red states have an extraordinary number of fat women in small SUVs waiting in drive thru lines. What’s that about? Hungry hungry hippos.
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Jun 7
The only gay pride content I see is from MAGA.
They are the only ones aware of pride.
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Jun 5
The fake virtue signaling from MAGA continues.
They claim they want to adopt Down Syndrome babies, employ them, elect them, and give them every opportunity in the world.
48 hours ago, they were calling them retarded.
MAGA is a disease.
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Jun 4
Where are all the paid MAGA agitators screaming about Spencer Pratt today?
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Jun 3
Remember all the MAGA grifters who were guaranteeing a Spencer Pratt victory this morning?
One of those morons even posted a graph of Spencer Pratt polling at 30% and said victory was certain.
It’s a condemnation of the American education system. We’re a stupid nation.
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Jun 3
Just a reminder that - for as much noise as they make on here - Republicans always end up conceding.
MAGA is nothing more than fake outrage and theatrics. cnn.com/2026/06/03/politics/…
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Jun 2
The courts are going to be backed up with all these MAGA pedophiles!!
Jun 1
This Trump supporting gay cure minister was arrested for trying to meet with an underage boy.
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Jun 2
Congrats to our first gay president!!
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All White MAGA males.
Father, Three Sons, Accused of Sexually Assaulting Same Child.
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