Are you guys actually rating the dealers?

They dump a whole minibar on the only table in Paris rooms and if you want to get rid of it, they’ll come remove it for $19.99 ( tax)

i did this

Found a shirt in my car, wearing it to Day 2 of Colossus. #relax #takeiteasy

Guy in Colossus shows up “hung over,” drink in hand, snap orders another. Crushes a $12 WSOP dog, announces he needs a nap and leaves. Returns 90 mins later, and when I ask if he really took a nap he shot me the coldest “are you dumb?” look of all time. Snap doubles.

Landing in Vegas at 10 tonight, please let me know where the function is at.

I’m at my daughter’s 5th grade commencement ceremony. They’re walking to the music from the end credits of Super Mario 64. Nobody else is looking around to see if anyone else recognizes it. Nerds.

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

TALL FOR NOTHING

OH MY OGUGUA

many people have been saying they miss my presence in vegas. so i recorded another podcast. listen to it while playing; let my voice guide you. wherever you want to go.

It's not actually possible to satirize these people.

The wonderful thing about Zionists is they still have very little self-awareness regarding how the world views them, so to them this is completely normal behavior, even though well-adjusted humans see them as unhinged baby killers and rape-obsessed pieces of shit.

Wow. Who else feels hope for their country after seeing this awesome exchange?

this is being done by the demons who've brainwashed the world into believing they're victims.

Time for a much-needed @WSOPOnlinePoker rant. 🧵 We are 3 bracelet events in and the ending times on the East Coast (where most of the pool is NJ, PA, MI) are atrocious: Event #1: 7:04 AM ET Event #2: 6:35 AM ET Event #3: 6:45 AM ET @jeffplatt @Kevmath @RealKidPoker @tjreidpoker

An israeli journalist called Yinon Magal has just posted this video on X with a caption in Hebrew that says “hello children. Please help our brave soldiers find Beit Hanoun.” This is Beit Hanoun, the city where I taught English for about three years. What you are seeing in this video is not only the ruins of a city, but the shattered remains of homes beneath which many victims of israel’s terror attacks are still buried. There are literally hundreds of human beings still trapped under this rubble. Mothers, fathers, and children left buried for years. World governments not only failed to punish israel for these war crimes and crimes against humanity, they did not even take any steps to intervene and prevent them. Let us always remember that the Genocide Convention is not only about the Punishment of genocide, but also about the Prevention of the crime itself.

They got a white Indian now