Joined July 2010
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I know the intricacies and critical nuances of my chronic illness much better than you do, cowboy.
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Don’t worry, Whoopi. If there’s one group that never judges performers, it’s a stand-up comedy audience.
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I don’t want children and I don’t want to sleep with Adam Driver. But I do want to see what kinda schnoz our kid would have.
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[ER doctors - *past visit, no new issues* ] Hey hotshot young ER doc who thinks they’ve seen it all: maybe check your patient’s blood sugar before you tell them they smell like DKA. 104 mg/dL bitch, I just haven’t showered in 6 days.
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Black children are more likely to have asthma than kids of any other race in America. They’re more likely to live near polluting plants, and in rental housing with mold and other triggers, because of racist housing laws in the nation’s past. Their asthma often is more severe
Black children are more likely to have asthma due to environmental racismβ€”an unconscionable & unacceptable burden. Health justice is racial, climate, & economic justiceβ€”and where hurt and harm is legislated, so too must we legislate justice and healing. boston.com/news/health/2023/…
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Chronic illness and disabled friends: How many of you have been directly harmed by a psychosomatic diagnosis that later turned out to be incorrect? Like if it's never happened to you. Retweet if it has happened to you.
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If @suzukicycles made an EV Retro β€˜98 Sidekick I would buy one tomorrow.
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VIsit #Sacramento, the city that pioneered both the need for, and development of, Narcan for dogs.
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Name 2 concerts that you’ve attended representing two opposite extremes in music. Norah Jones and Metallica (on the same ticket)
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Name 2 concerts that you’ve attended representing two opposite extremes in music. Barry Manilow Public Enemy
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Can we leave Katy in the UK and keep Alanis?
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.@LittleImageTX please fire your PR team. You sound good but they are making us hate you with incessant Hulu ads. βœŒοΈπŸ’œ
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When is #NextLevelChef going to reveal that they already awarded first prize to Tucker and everyone else is playing for second place?
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Congrats to the cast of #Succession on demolishing the most emotionally compliex episode of TV I’ve ever seen.
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When do you think the critics will catch on that comfort, emotional predictability, and nostalgia is exactly what we want and need out of Adam Sandler, and that their reviews are the real repetitive flops?
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This is such a far cry from my 7th grade social studies teacher who proclaimed, β€œWait β€˜til you see the female sculptures from the Renaissance. All the boobs look like tennis balls stuck on with Velcro!!” yahoo.com/news/visitors-floc…

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Wtf? Who else just found out tonight that half of the Succession cast is actually British?!
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I recently discovered when the pulmonary tech bellows β€œBLOW!” and startled me, my FEV1 significantly increased. He said that’s why he does it. I have no one to bellow for me at home so tonight I slapped myself in the face at peak inhale and got same results. #cysticfibrosis

ALT Screaming Macaulay Culkin GIF by Home Alone

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