14x World Champion. Part-time parody account. Created by @Chrispeare. I write horrible things I don't mean.

Joined August 2010
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Where the fuck is Giulia #WWEClash
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That finish was so trash. What the fuck. #WWEClash
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If this is true: Make him World Champion. Also, fuck ICE.
Ludwig Kaiser Elevator Fight May Have Started After Alleged ICE Threat Toward Girlfriend ringsidenews.com/ludwig-kais…
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Are you fucking kidding me? Kairi Sane is one of the best wrestlers in the world.
Kairi Sane has departed WWE. (via @FightfulSelect)
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Say what you want about CM Punk, but he genuinely deserves to headline #WrestleMania as champion... he also deserves to win.
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Two and a half hours into Night 2 and there has been 53 minutes of wrestling. #WrestleMania #AdMania
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Where'd he go?
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Save us, Danhausen. #WrestleMania
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I guess we’re pretending that a lot of these people didn’t attend both nights. What a joke. #WrestleMania
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Ten minutes? Really? These match lengths are pissing me off. #WrestleMania
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Two hours into Night 2 and there has been 43 minutes of wrestling. #WrestleMania #AdMania
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If Jade Cargill could wrestle; she'd be unstoppable. #WrestleMania
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One hour and 30 minutes into Night 2 and there has been less than thirty minutes of wrestling. These ads are genuinely disgusting. Fuck ESPN. #WrestleMania
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Little Yacht, or whatever his name is, is ruining Trick's aura. These "celebrities" are annoying as fuck. #WrestleMania
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One hour into Night 2 and there has been twenty minutes of wrestling. This sucks. #WrestleMania
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Oba Femi beat Brock Lesnar in five minutes; and now Brock is retiring so that he can spend more time hunting and sex trafficking women. #WrestleMania
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Allegedly.
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The irresistible force meets the immovable object (Brock Lesnar vs sexual assault allegations). #WrestleMania
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He saw Night 1 of #WrestleMania and it killed him. RIP.
Report: Former WCW star “Heavy Metal” Van Hammer has passed away nodq.com/news/report-former-…
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An hour and 25 minutes of wrestling on a four hour show is insane. Night 1 was awful. #WrestleMania
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