Can’t catch us all…..

2001 Lakers went 15-1. Just saying….

2001 Lakers: 15-1 in playoffs.

Uber needs to get these old foos’ off the road. My driver was going under 60 on the 91E while headed to #CrownTown. I thought we were cooked

How much is Sophia Vergara getting to say that she wears Skechers? Checks must be fat. No way she’s rockin’ them in public

All-Orange County boys track and field for 2026 ocregister.com/2026/06/11/al…

I don’t know who Kyle Hurt is, but leave that bum in P-Town. #dodgers

Orange County boys athlete of the week: Benjamin Harris, Servite ocregister.com/2026/06/02/or…

According to many of my Twitter homies they are undefeated in the market and in gambling. Throw me a bone and tell me who to bet on for the WC. Only soccer I pay attention to is Ted Lasso.

Probz

At the Brooks track meet this past weekend: Servite junior Benjamin Harris won the 100 (10.58 ... finished .001 over the second-place runner) and Servite soph Jace Wells was fourth (10.69). Servite soph Jaelen Hunter was second in the 400.

Myles Garrett wore a Kobe t-shirt to throw out the first pitch. He gets it #Ramshouse #Ramily

Sun’s so bright we had to switch to dark mode #GoIrish☘️

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

Steven Segal is thicc thicc. No way he’s doing anymore front kicks

When I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today, I thought to myself, “Thank god the reflecting pool is bigger than skyscrapers.”

Shohei Ohtani (the pitcher): 2 hits, 1 walk Shohei Ohtani (the hitter): 3 hits, 2 walks

Damn Son

At my Cif State Meet I won the 100 in a time of 10.14 setting a new pr and finishing as the number 1 sprinter in cali. #STATECHAMP @recruitcoachmc @GregBiggins @ChadSimmons_ @adamgorney

Back to back state team title. Back to back 4x100 champ. 4x100 state meet record 39.73. 4x400 state champ. 4x400 state meet record 3:07.62. Most points ever scored boys team California state meet 60pts. Finished season ranked #1 US 4x100 4x200 & 4x400.