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Just ate a bunch of cheese before bed.
I’m sure I’m in for only the most peaceful of dreams
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I CANNOT say this strongly enough:
Barbecue sauce is not flavor!
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I could say I'm sorry, but I'm not. You don't deserve the one thing that you lost.
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I’ll say it. The difference between country boys and drag queens in attitude is almost indistinguishable
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Hes an arrogant, narcissistic asshole and I can’t believe we were ever friends.
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Imagine thinking you’re a catch when you don’t have money, don’t have a car, don’t have a place to live and won’t consider anyone else’s feelings.
🙃
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5 Nov 2025
flavaflav being on #DancingWithTheStars for rock n roll night is absolutely the worst decision I’ve seen a network make.
For multiple reasons including that he’s not a rock star.
Any other choice, or no choice at all, would’ve been better.
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Do you ever wonder why you loved a deusch bag? Asking for a friend.
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19 Oct 2025
don't be afraid that it won't be perfect, buddy the only thing to be afraid of is that it won't be.
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18 Oct 2025
I have never hated any song more than "Cheeseburger in Paradise"
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13 Oct 2025
Sometimes I’m not sure if I hate you, or if I hate that I love you.
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6 Oct 2025
Hmmm. It’s an epidemic across the amusement park industry.
5 Oct 2025
Hey @BuschGardens, if you’re gonna advertise Iron Gwazi in a bid to get new pass members, you should probably also include that it’s going to be a $12 upcharge once you begin enforcing it’s upcoming locker policy.
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21 Sep 2025
Get the Holy Spirit into a Trump rally? Gross.
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20 Sep 2025
I’m at my parents house and Finnerty just compared Charlie Kirk to JFK.
Are you truly truly kidding me?
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Not Your Normal Guy retweeted
18 Sep 2025
After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. yahoo.com/news/articles/let-…
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Not Your Normal Guy retweeted
16 Sep 2025
Tonight, Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC.
Let me get this straight:
Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds?
Release the Epstein files.
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17 Sep 2025
Full stop. I have been captivated for <30 years.
17 Sep 2025
Sixteen Going on Seventeen still remains one of the most captivating musical numbers I've ever seen! The choreography in the gazebo is just amazing! 🤩
The Captain and Maria's first scene together definitely began my lifelong love of witty banter between romantic leads. 🥰
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17 Sep 2025
The amount of people simping for corporations is just astounding.
@SixFlags will never be proud of you.
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15 Sep 2025
Maybe @SixFlags will realize this was a bad move? but no... probably not. they'll make their 300 dollars extra and apparently that's a win.
Brand prestige be damned.
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