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MarathonNotaSprint @NotaSprint

Just a couple of millenials documenting the space between adulting and yolo. We're funny-ish.

Joined August 2017
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Crushed the fantasy football draft tonight thanks to my superior delegation and outsourcing capabilities #MNS #lifestyleblogger #Millennial
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Nothing quite like naturally waking up at 4:15am on a day you needed the extra zzz's #jesustakethewheel need my @DunkinDonuts coffee STAT
Really hard to take a solid selfie when you're in a full uberpool #millenials #whitegirlproblems #MNS
Saturday PM: E&J get outside the bubble - new wine lists & cheese boards
Just rediscovered #1 reason I don't go to Trader Joe's...no popcorn, wtf
...lectures about brokerage accounts and a thorough debate about the latest Ray Donovan ep. #classicfamtime #MNS #thisis30 #Millennials
Spent the last 45 min FaceTiming with my parents...topics included pros & cons of gel manicures, my "homely" George Jung-esque glasses(1/2)
Currently living my #bestlife in @oneteaspoon_ Jorts & a @railsla flannel #MNS
Haven't dressed this thematically since "CEOs & Secretary Hos" #MNS #bestlife #feelin22
Tonight, #MNS takes on a party bus & lawn seats at a country concert...#liveupdates coming soon
I wish I was creative enough to incorporate "fire & fury" and "locked & loaded" into my convos #MNS #currentevents
Really channeling my inner #ladyrapper @iamcardib "these expensive shoes, these is red bottoms, these is blood shoes" #diversity #MNS
Tried @lyft this AM...too much talking. #notaculturefit #MNS
Just purchased a ticket to a party bus to Shoreline for a country concert...gonna go commit myself #bye #tooold #MNS
Finally invited to the GoT company slack channel. Is this real life? #blessed #chosen #MNS also, did I say that??
"Me time" is the best time. #lifestyleblogger #millenials #MNS
Spent the last 45 min googling travel itineraries to Scooba, MS. @netflix induced curiosity of the rural south @LastChanceU #MNS
Last thing I want to do on a Friday afternoon = debate climate change w my @uber driver #amiright? #silentubermovement #MNS
Am I a Cersei or a Khaleesi? 🤔 #deepthoughts #uberdiaries #lifestyleblogger #MNS
TGIF...to eat the donuts purchased for office breakfast or cry in a corner with fomo #yolo #marathonnotasprint #MNS #lifestyleblogger
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