I am a writer, a designer, and actor. I don’t really enjoy twitter, but it seems like I have to have it now.

Joined April 2020
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3 Mar 2023
I'm looking sharp. #ScreamVI
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5 Mar 2023
literally said "fuck yeah" under my breath when I saw this shot
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🚨TONIGHT!🚨 🚪The season finale of Game Changer: "Escape the Greenroom" 🎸Launches on Dropout.tv (@dropout) at 7pm ET / 4pm PT 🃏Featuring host @samreich, and guests @BrennanLM, @vornietom, and Lou Wilson! #GameChanger
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Replying to @CountVolpe
Couldn’t find a pic from the scene in the movie, but the shot they do like this was so good too
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hereditary (2018)
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I don't know if you all remember the "I Voted" sticker design contest for Ulster County that went viral and the internet all voted for this design but...it really did win, and they are using it for the current election: dailyfreeman.com/2022/10/30/…
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The Greeks had the myth of Persephone to account for the changing of seasons and we have Mariah Carey.
IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN
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Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant
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Aieee! I haven't seen DOTT costumes this good since the LucasArts Halloween party in 1993.
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I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate! What better way to honor the return (haha) of Monkey Island than being our beloved pirate for Halloween! It was fun throwing this together, someday I'll make a proper full cosplay! @grumpygamer @SkilletDoux @phrenopolis @terribletoybox
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This is amazing!
As a Halloween treat for the 1st anniversary of @lastnightinsoho, check out this side by side of the Cafe De Paris single shot dance with 2 witness camera angles detailing the amazing choreography & camerawork. A scene like this doesn’t work without a great crew working together.
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british people shutting down when the queen dies
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Do you even know what your own play is about
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It was called the most terrifying motion picture ever made. Alfred Hitchcock's "Big Birds" - 1963
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RT @WillTheLandMan: Annihilation screening would go crazy in here
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Me and my competitive wife after killing our friends at the bowling double date:
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Obi-Wan Kenobi but it came out in 2007
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Blue Angels Circle Seattle 12 Times in Attempt to Find Parking: bit.ly/3bxX3FR
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Wrote, “will you marry me?” in the sand. Hope it fucks up a couples holiday.
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