Joined March 2012
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Got my Trubisky on! Life is good!
Let's go brew crew! Need the cubs to tank to get the #1 draft pick
The blackhawks suck #LGB Jonathan Toes hasn't showed up at all
Ugh. Cubs suck season over. Bryant Sooooo overrated.
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Just woke up, where'd everyone go? #ParadeDay #QueefThings
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11:22am - first girl. She's married. #ParadeDay
Why can't I win at dice?
4th N-Bomb. Official time 10:15am. #ParadeDay #BlackGuySaidItThisTime
3rd N-Bomb of the night - that's by The Sherrif: official time 9:43am #ParadeDay #Savage #LIDS
Another N-Bomb dropped by Delts: Official Time 9:27am. #ParadeDay #whiteprivilege
Kus dropped his first N-Bomb: official time 9:16am. #ParadeDay
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I've already had 4 beers... bed time yet? #ParadeDay #Queefthings
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Smell that? Kegs, eggs and @Nothenryso fearing for his liver
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Ugh, Jewel doesn't start selling booze until 7am; gotta wait 9 minutes - guess I'll go jerk near produce. #ParadeDay #QueefThings
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I'm 26 years old, and still don't know how to tap a keg.... or dat ass. #ParadeDay #QueefThings
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How bad did the Blackhawks lose last night? Turned it off after the second period.
Harambe was only a gorilla #goodshot