Comedian. Tickets to see me live below. Also making videos in places around the π
Joined July 2011
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The Gen Xβers took over my Helium shows baby. Great weekend in ATL and Nashville - catch ya in the fall.
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#224 Russell Cave National Monument. Ppl were living in here 11,000 years ago.
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#223 Little river canyon - deepest canyon east of the Mississippi
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#222 Freedom Riders National Monument - Anniston Alabama. In a quiet part of town makes it land a little harder.
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Jun 14
Hitting 3 national parks in Alabama today en route to Nashville tonight.
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Jun 14
Thanks for comin
Jun 14
Took my wife and father in law to @Notjulio tonight. Great show. Laughed a lot. Thanks for the memories
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Jun 12
My international drivers license might as well be a mugshot
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Jun 12
My tickets are movin for my shows in Alpharetta this weekend - get em while you can.
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Jun 11
Deciding to lose feels unnecessary.
Jun 11
Mitch Johnson:
"By no means am I not acknowledging the Knicks and what they've done and give them credit for playing good basketball. But we feel like we've decided the outcome of all four games"
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Jun 11
It was Wu-Tang
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Giulio Gallarotti retweeted
Jun 11
βThatβs the end of the 2nd Quarter. Your New York Knicks are down 76-49. Now pleeeeaaassssseeeee welcome the WU TANG CLAN!!!!!β
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Giulio Gallarotti retweeted
Jun 11
I hate the Knicks but theyβre getting an
absolute ref screw job in this first quarter
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Jun 10
Gimme a break
Jun 10
From @TheAthletic: When Victor Wembanyama went to Gramercy Park before Game 3 to sketch a statue, it was more than just having fun in his free time. It was his process. As he sat there, sketching Hamlet, he saw his perspective on a tragic figure. nyti.ms/4e5Q9ne
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Jun 9
I always bump into people in public when Iβm having a private moment. Either rapping along to what Iβm listening to in my headphones or like pissed off about something - and they always see me first. I then feel shame about the Rubin for 2-3 years.
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Jun 9
Im about to drop the best YouTube video ever filmed in South Sudan. The access, permissions and shots we were able to get will make it second to none.
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