I'm only telling you what the spirits are telling me.

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25 Feb 2021
I never hit a six in all my days playing. I had one given by the umpire once, only for my dad to signal on the boundary that it was actually a four x.com/AWSStats/status/136489…

Most Tests before hitting a six: 102 Glenn McGrath 100 Ishant Sharma 65 Ian Redpath Derek Underwood has regained the record for most Tests without hitting a six (86)
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Surely not
FourFourTom appearance in 2026
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Will make an exception for mumbling incoherent nonsense to bemused faces instead
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Announcing a red card rather than brandishing it yet another example of the fun being sucked out of football
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Sky Sports Player Cam [THREAD]
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Djibril Cisse
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Shaun Bartlett
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Most I’ve laughed at a CourtNewsUK tweet in over a decade
Judge advises professional burglar Glen Banks to try a different career after he left a photograph of himself at the scene. 'You're no good at it,' the judge tells him. courtnewsuk.co.uk/burglar-le…
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Knowing his luck he’ll walk into the Ipswich job
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Wolves deciding to sack Rob Edwards now for some reason is so funny
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Wolves deciding to sack Rob Edwards now for some reason is so funny
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FYI all downhill from there, don’t waste your time with it
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Cracking up @ Spielberg opening Disclosure Day with Lance Archer vs Brian Cage for some reason
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Cracking up @ Spielberg opening Disclosure Day with Lance Archer vs Brian Cage for some reason
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Brook and Root at the Oval
BREAKING: Joe Root has been named England's interim captain for the second Test against New Zealand at The Oval 🫡 Root led England as Test captain 64 times between 2017 and 2022, and will lead his country again with Ben Stokes under investigation for a breach of team protocols
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CRISTIANO RONALDO archives Let’s have them:
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To produce one larger than life all-rounder with off-the-field behaviour issues capable of singlehandedly dragging his team to victory against all the odds is one thing, but to produce three
Mental when you think about it that we produced Botham, Flintoff and Stokes
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Mental when you think about it that we produced Botham, Flintoff and Stokes
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Sad if this is how it ends. A superhuman sportsman

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What I would give for us to get a hard bastard in as coach that isn’t going to accept these idiots taking the piss out of the people that pay their wages
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Even more glad I opted against a ticket for a day at the Oval now. Absolute pisstakers the lot of them
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Wishful thinking but hopefully this is the end of Key and McCullum too. Zero change in culture, to the surprise of no-one
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Sacking a captain for being an idiot that can’t behave himself on a night out and replacing him with an even bigger idiot that can’t behave himself on a night out
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