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Lionel Messi=66 signs for Paris Saint-Germain 6 weeks, 6 days after his birthday
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RT @Cristiano: RIP THE SCRIPT @nikefootball #Ad
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2 Sep 2025
If this isn’t fucking hilarious to you I don’t even know what else to say
31 Mar 2025
Replying to @SoulKingZero4
Denis Law played for United and Manchester City
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 π”ππƒπˆπ’ππ”π“π„πƒ π‡πˆπ’π“πŽπ‘π˜ πŒπ€πŠπ„π‘π’ πŽπ… πŒπ€π‹π“π„π’π„ π…πŽπŽπ“ππ€π‹π‹. πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ήβš«οΈπŸ”΄ #HamrunSpartans #UECL #ConferenceLeague
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25 May 2025
Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic, and Andy Murray paid tribute to Rafael Nadal during an emotional ceremony at Roland-Garros on Sunday. A plaque displaying Nadal’s footprint was unveiled at Court Philippe-Chatrier to honor his legacy 🧑
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8 Jun 2025
Carlos Alcaraz has won his 5th Grand Slam title at the EXACT same age as Rafa Nadal when he achieved the same feat. Some things are just meant to be πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸ€©
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Stonehenge is protected by the ancient monuments act and it is a criminal offence to damage the Stones. There are also multiple rare lichen species growing on the stones that are also protected. Expect a prison sentence. 😑
Replying to @ST0NEHENGE
The orange cornflour we used will soon wash away with the rain, but the urgent need for effective government action to mitigate the catastrophic consequences of the climate and ecological crisis will not.
Community note
Stonehenge is a UNESCO world heritage site. Their are multiple protection orders in place. Any damage to the site is a criminal offence. whc.unesco.org/en/list/373
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Died on 4/4 Shooting=44 Execution=44 Assassinated=193, 44th prime number Martin Luther King Jr.=114 Died 11 weeks, 4 days after his 39th birthday Died on the 95th day of 1968 Martin Luther's 95 theses 4 4 19 68=95 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninety…
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28 Feb 2024
Virgil Van Dijk scores vs Southampton a day later Virgil Abloh dies Virgil Van Dijk scores, 3 days later another Virgil dies the same day Liverpool play Southampton β€œCoincidence” Hahaha retards
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29 Jan 2024
Taylor Swift has generated a whopping $330 million for NFL with Travis Kelce romance trib.al/v1lOjDQ
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Declan Rice was released by Chelsea 10 years ago. Today, he scored against his boyhood club for the first time.
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2 Oct 2023
Sam Bankman-Fried paid Tom Brady $55M for a week of work, author says: β€˜Tom adored him’ trib.al/qxtieaU
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30 Sep 2023
"THE KOREAN GUY"
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Replying to @Wolves
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If anyone is in Croatia/Montenegro shoot me a dm
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8 Aug 2023
πŸ’”πŸ™ tmz.me/FYBJr5q

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❌ 🟰 2⃣4⃣ Twitter changes to 'X' on the 24th Because the 24th Letter in the Alphabet is X #Letterology #Numerology @ElonMusk
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Another year older, thankful as always. More life to everyone!πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸŽ‚
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4 Jul 2023
Sheetz pumps gas for $1.776 per gallon in Fourth of July discount trib.al/KGHJWDk
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