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Joined April 2012
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10 Aug 2021
Lionel Messi=66 signs for Paris Saint-Germain
6 weeks, 6 days after his birthday
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2 Sep 2025
If this isnβt fucking hilarious to you I donβt even know what else to say
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28 Aug 2025
πππ ππππππππππ πππππππ ππππππ ππ
πππππππ π
πππππππ. π²πΉβ«οΈπ΄
#HamrunSpartans #UECL #ConferenceLeague
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Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic, and Andy Murray paid tribute to Rafael Nadal during an emotional ceremony at Roland-Garros on Sunday.
A plaque displaying Nadalβs footprint was unveiled at Court Philippe-Chatrier to honor his legacy π§‘
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8 Jun 2025
Carlos Alcaraz has won his 5th Grand Slam title at the EXACT same age as Rafa Nadal when he achieved the same feat.
Some things are just meant to be πͺπΈπ€©
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27 Feb 2025
Rose Girone, the oldest known Holocaust survivor, has died. She was 113. cnn.it/4bjpQIG
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19 Jun 2024
Stonehenge is protected by the ancient monuments act and it is a criminal offence to damage the Stones. There are also multiple rare lichen species growing on the stones that are also protected. Expect a prison sentence. π‘
19 Jun 2024
The orange cornflour we used will soon wash away with the rain, but the urgent need for effective government action to mitigate the catastrophic consequences of the climate and ecological crisis will not.
Community note
Stonehenge is a UNESCO world heritage site. Their are multiple protection orders in place. Any damage to the site is a criminal offence.
whc.unesco.org/en/list/373
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4 Apr 2021
Died on 4/4
Shooting=44
Execution=44
Assassinated=193, 44th prime number
Martin Luther King Jr.=114
Died 11 weeks, 4 days after his 39th birthday
Died on the 95th day of 1968
Martin Luther's 95 theses
4 4 19 68=95
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninetyβ¦
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28 Feb 2024
Virgil Van Dijk scores vs Southampton a day later Virgil Abloh dies
Virgil Van Dijk scores, 3 days later another Virgil dies the same day Liverpool play Southampton
βCoincidenceβ Hahaha retards
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29 Jan 2024
Taylor Swift has generated a whopping $330 million for NFL with Travis Kelce romance trib.al/v1lOjDQ
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31 Oct 2023
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21 Oct 2023
Declan Rice was released by Chelsea 10 years ago.
Today, he scored against his boyhood club for the first time.
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2 Oct 2023
Sam Bankman-Fried paid Tom Brady $55M for a week of work, author says: βTom adored himβ trib.al/qxtieaU
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24 Jul 2023
β π° 2β£4β£ Twitter changes to 'X' on the 24th
Because the 24th Letter in the Alphabet is X
#Letterology #Numerology @ElonMusk
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16 Jul 2023
Another year older, thankful as always.
More life to everyone!ππ₯³π
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4 Jul 2023
Sheetz pumps gas for $1.776 per gallon in Fourth of July discount trib.al/KGHJWDk
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