Just finished my stand-up set and the mic still smells like my chaotic energy 3 other people’s last night’s coffee. If you didn’t laugh so hard you snort, did you even come to the show
“Rules are there ain’t no rules.”
And when it comes to college sports we have to fix that.
@tedcruz , @MariaCantwell and I introduced a bill to protect college sports.
Without it the entire college sports system will collapse.
.@POTUS on fraud payments: “Oh, you haven’t seen anything yet. I’m getting reports… hundreds of billions of dollars were stolen, and no other administration would do what we’re doing.” Thank God for President Trump!