Model/Entrepreneur

Joined April 2009
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7 May 2024
Twitter, I have a project in mind that requires your help. I don't want to describe it for fear you'll tell me it's been done before. What I need from you is this: Photos of breakfast burritos that you're OK with me using. Amateur phone photos are fine. I'll credit you somehow.
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you have a real stadium naming rights opportunity here @pncbank
URINALS WITH A FIELD VIEW AT MISSOURI STATE
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Holy shit
Genius! Hot dog comes with a split ketchup/mustard packet
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This is Park Slope's Casita of Brooklyn before and after its outdoor dining shed got taken down. Thanks to the NYC Council and Mayor Adams, we’ve added two spots for two people to store their cars on 11th Street instead of helping a business.
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5 Nov 2024
Could you come to love Alex Bregman if he signed with the Mets?
47% For sure
16% Never
18% It would take time
18% If they sign Soto too
325 votes • Final results
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Twitter friends My eldest daughter went missing three days ago She is somewhere in NYC and we’ve had hundreds trying to help find her , alongside NYPD and city council. Would you share this, so we can bring Markeysha home?
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31 Oct 2024
Palate cleanser for Yankee fans: We know about Mr. October. But to trick-or-treaters in northern New Jersey, C.C. Sabathia is Mr. October 31st. He and his wife, Amber, take a maximalist approach to Halloween, drawing thousands to their home every year: nytimes.com/2024/10/31/nyreg…
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30 Oct 2024
Known beta Arnold Schwarzenegger
I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians. I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor. My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California. That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people. Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime. It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand. I want to tune out. But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious. And I will always be an American before I am a Republican. That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious. For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing. The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better. It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed! But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems. It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful. We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger. That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz. Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us. And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. vote.org
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30 Oct 2024
No it isn’t, all the people that didn’t get on that train will be on a different one within 5 minutes 😂
People complain about traffic at Dodger stadium. This is way worse.
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30 Oct 2024
O/U on when the Yankee fan-interference guy is fully milkshake-ducked: 10:15 am ET.
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30 Oct 2024
Replying to @jessespector
Ooof
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30 Oct 2024
Maybe instead of using their money on big-name free agents the Yankees could get a real major league ballpark
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30 Oct 2024
The remake can’t capture the subtleties of the original

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29 Oct 2024
Proud to have voted early for Francisco Lindor as a write-in candidate in both of the uncontested judicial elections on my ballot.
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29 Oct 2024
Previously I have spread my vote around among other Mets and various members of the Wu Tang Clan but this year there was no doubt Lindor was my dude all down the line.
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29 Oct 2024
It’s important to me that others write in Francisco Lindor in all such elections because two or more votes will make it way easier to find his name on the results list.
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29 Oct 2024
important reminder that NYC is actually one of the safest places in the country
Replying to @AOC
Immigration without moderation, and proper vetting leads to the fall of great city is like NYC, London, and Paris. They’re now full of illegals that rob, stab and murder hardworking Americans
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28 Oct 2024
Yankees have a WS "rock" song playing now. Lyrics include: "Steinbrenner's at the helm/they're ready to bring it home...It's getting late, the bases loaded/the crowd's fired up...It's a high fly ball, the crowd roars. It's a 3-run home run...ALCS champions, today is a great day."
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