Voice Actor, Professional DM, Dice Goblin. Trans Rights are Human Rights | ACAB | BLM. He/Him.
Joined November 2013
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7 Jan 2023
Home and in bed after surgery, so why not do a @pangalactic-style long read of Free League's Blade Runner RPG?
22 Jan 2022
If you're new here, I've done a lot of these threads before.
Savage Worlds Adventure Edition: x.com/pangalactic/status/147…
Paranormal Inc: x.com/pangalactic/status/142…
Gun & Slinger: x.com/pangalactic/status/142…
Symbaroum Starter Set: x.com/pangalactic/status/142…
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May 28
If @trottimus needs a placeholder beat for the Song of Stone that @HighRollersDnD isn't going to be sued for, I'd like to suggest using Diggy Diggy Hole
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May 4
I don't know what the turnaround time on Merch typically is, but it's wild we don't have a @yogscast "You're not pink" @BloodClocktower shirt yet.
@YogscastLewis @IAmZylus
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7 Nov 2025
So I know we haven't had Mythbusters in quite awhile, but can someone break down whether or not it's even *possible* to injure someone wearing riot gear by throwing a sandwich (or milkshake) at them? Or what sort of force it would take to do so?
@donttrythis (or do, frankly).
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23 Oct 2025
"We have Garrett, he got rid of Taryyn Darkblade. What's your sibling gonna do?"
Big twist - Taryyn Darkblade *is* the sibling.
@HighRollersDnD @sherlock_hulmes @AmadeusFink
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23 Jan 2025
Given Twitter's current ownership status, this'll be my last post or interaction with the service until/unless some major changes take place.
Find me elsewhere. Most other places I was early enough to get a sensible handle like @"captainmel" (🦋) without all the extra bits.
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Captain MEL retweeted
3 Jan 2025
We kick off 2025 with the second part of Lands of Monster Hunter!
This time, we try and map out the locations seen in MH2-MHFU!
RTs appreciated!
(link in tweet below)
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21 Dec 2024
@CantripCandles hey fam, thought you may want to know - unless it's just me (very possible), I was totally unable to find the "Gift Card" option on your website. I tried several times before just Googling "Cantrip Candles Gift Card" and just following that link.
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21 Dec 2024
As additional context - my phone wouldn't allow me to use the search function on your site, which I assume would've worked fine. But clicking that froze the page, so I had to try finding it via the store categories, and it wasn't listed anywhere I could find that way.
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Captain MEL retweeted
10 Nov 2024
Gonna start a “how to get hot babes” podcast for disaffected gen z men but it’s a leftist Trojan horse that explains consent, and taking a sincere interest in her values, and cheering for all of her successes as if they were your own, and cooking, and
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Captain MEL retweeted
8 Nov 2024
This is based on the counting so far...
In Michigan, Trump won by 79,302. There were 85,069 more total votes for president than Senator. The Dem Senator won.
In Wisconsin, Trump won by 28,480. There were 39,962 more votes for president than Senator. The Dem Senator won.
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Captain MEL retweeted
7 Nov 2024
White friend:I don’t understand what happened?
Me:You have family who voted for #Trump?
Them:Yeah, lots.
Me:Did you ever talk to them about voting for #Harris?
Them:No! We have a family rule, we don’t talk politics, it just makes everyone upset!
Me:Well that’s what happened.
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6 Sep 2024
@HighRollersDnD Althea35 #spoilers
Ah yes, you've heard of the gravenstein apple, but allow me to introduce you to the GRAVEnstein.
Occasionally affectionately referred to as the "Grave n' Stain" because of what it does to unprepared apple pickers.
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6 Sep 2024
Unsolicited ideas for what to do with the wood:
1) An altar for @RhiFrost_ which permanently holds Gentle Repose on any remains laid upon it.
2) Graft the wood onto an apple tree & grow necrotic apples which satiate any undead who consume them as if they were real food
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2 Aug 2024
Hey @Sips_ are you all done streaming Sea of Thieves? I've been enjoying the VODs on YouTube but I'm about to finish the last one.
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26 Jul 2024
I can't unhear it, so now you get to, too.
Atlas Altair-Phoenix is Olaf.
@HighRollersDnD
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Captain MEL retweeted
13 Jul 2024
A lot of you guys are gonna get a knock on the door next week if you keep tweeting like this lol
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Captain MEL retweeted
14 Jul 2024
I swear to god there’s liberals who would have been like “heard hitler died from a self-inflicted gun wound please please check in on your loved ones”
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28 Jun 2024
I should maybe join the Discord, but did I miss what happened to Obsidius during the battle for Ashen's Rest in the latest @HighRollersDnD?
He and Emberissa were battling their father, then only Emberissa showed up in the mid-battle QuickTime event or later medal ceremony?
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18 May 2024
All I could think of when Ame greets Suvi when they first meet back up in @WorldsBeyondPod #25 was the scene in Hot Fuzz when Joyce greets Nicholas at the inn and says
"I hope you had a pleasant trip. Fascist."
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18 May 2024
Moments later, regarding her trip and Ame's urging not to judge on appearances:
Suvi: "I made my own way up."
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