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Time to mute Pedro pascal mentions on my TL good grief
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he tried to fly it to where them hundred guys were fighting that gorilla but the gorilla saw him and got him
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Finally got to ride Flight of Passage, Rise of the Resistance, and Smugglers Run this weekend Absolutely fantastic attractions Also idk why people bury Star Tours, that ride is awesome too
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‘member back in 2024 when ppl were always posting screenshots of how much money they were making from X every month ? Whatever happened to that anyway ?
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is hawk tuah back yet ?
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11 Sep 2024
Replying to @TheSalonDon
I mean if it won’t kill a horse it won’t kill me
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my 9 year old son came up with this meme last night at bedtime. #Memes #meme
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1/ Ordered a generator from @HomeDepot for store pickup last night hoping it would arrive before Milton—it finally shipped & delivery says Thursday now :/ Whats worse though is this morning I was at the store when they got in a new shipment of generators They said I..
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2/ ..couldn’t cancel my online order to buy 1 from the store right then bc I couldn’t get refunded until the generator is actually at their store Brutal
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it used to be better
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Apple ahead of the curve again
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I've always found it fascinating when people try to dictate what is and isn't funny. They genuinely believe there is a set of rules about comedy that everyone should follow, and those rules conveniently always line up with their own worldview and politics. Funny that.
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Anti-colonialism is modern colonialism.
originalsimulant retweeted
I just ordered 5 @TheLapsedFan shirts from the PWTees sale. (Objection, Section 11E, I am Japn, Master of the Phone and Ninety Percent).
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