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Joined June 2018
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25 Jun 2025
Time to mute Pedro pascal mentions on my TL good grief
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28 Apr 2025
he tried to fly it to where them hundred guys were fighting that gorilla but the gorilla saw him and got him
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9 Mar 2025
Finally got to ride Flight of Passage, Rise of the Resistance, and Smugglers Run this weekend
Absolutely fantastic attractions
Also idk why people bury Star Tours, that ride is awesome too
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11 Feb 2025
‘member back in 2024 when ppl were always posting screenshots of how much money they were making from X every month ?
Whatever happened to that anyway ?
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11 Sep 2024
I mean if it won’t kill a horse it won’t kill me
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5 May 2022
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8 Oct 2024
1/ Ordered a generator from @HomeDepot for store pickup last night hoping it would arrive before Milton—it finally shipped & delivery says Thursday now :/
Whats worse though is this morning I was at the store when they got in a new shipment of generators
They said I..
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8 Oct 2024
2/ ..couldn’t cancel my online order to buy 1 from the store right then bc I couldn’t get refunded until the generator is actually at their store
Brutal
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29 Nov 2022
I've always found it fascinating when people try to dictate what is and isn't funny. They genuinely believe there is a set of rules about comedy that everyone should follow, and those rules conveniently always line up with their own worldview and politics. Funny that.
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23 Oct 2022
I just ordered 5 @TheLapsedFan shirts from the PWTees sale. (Objection, Section 11E, I am Japn, Master of the Phone and Ninety Percent).
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