Out of context, things I overhear people say at Target just crack me up sometimes.
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21 Nov 2023
Mother to infant: “Once we get a nose sucker, we’re done.”
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7 Nov 2023
College Kid to College Kid:
“Double Stuff is gross”
“What do you mean *gross*?”
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11 May 2023
Dad to four year old girl: “You know what we should get mom for her birthday? A little brother or sister.”
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8 Nov 2022
“John Lennon had that style before Harry Potter.” ~The Optical Dept.
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24 Oct 2013
Guy On Phone To Friend: Hi, I'm at Target now. Hey what is that stuff some shower curtains are made of that can kill you?
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2 Feb 2013
Mother to Young Son: Well, if you want to behave, why don't you?
2 Feb 2013
Child to Parent pushing cart full of offspring: OW! OW! OW! SOMEONE IS HURTING MY HAIR.
20 Nov 2012
Son to mother: If we had a grass covered toilet seat, we'd never have to walk the dog.
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19 Oct 2012
Doubting one Target Wine Cube really equals two bottles.
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19 Oct 2012
Mother to son. "No. no gum. What flavor is it? Rainbow sherbet? Wow. Okay, we get gum."
5 Oct 2012
College Girl to College Girl - “Remember when we used to be embarrassed to buy tampons.” tmblr.co/Z1lU3uUibh7l
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5 Oct 2012
Father to Son - “Get the garden salsa flavored chips, they’re probably better for you.” tmblr.co/Z1lU3uUib7I-