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The internet has apparently seen me pregnant. With twins. On TikTok.
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I saw u pregnant with twins on tiktok. Is this true?
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The OSC has come to an agreement with Corndon that if we part ways with half of you, then Meeple will leave us alone. You may all chat amongst yourselves to decide who shall leave...
We've also agreed that the first one to definitively be sacrificed is Silver Spoon. Discuss.
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Jun 15
I still think about that cigarette.
Jun 12
The Inanimate Insanity Ship of the Day is: PaintJay (Paintbrush/OJ)!
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Jun 9
I didn't know rats were blue!
Jun 9
I see mice OJ you need to clean up
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Jun 8
Happy Pride! ...but you all already know about my situation. Cheers!
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Jun 8
Jesus Christ.
We were best friends before so, Happy National Best Friends Day bud! I miss the friendship we had before you tripped and fell into The Purple Machine! Please return the thousands of dollars you owe me!
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May 26
Well... yes!
May 26
ALT my hot take is that contrary to popular beleif, oj would be more feminine than paper sorry guys. paper would dress like a page boy and oj would fuck UP a drag look lowkey
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May 25
Oh so FOUR can be a real number but DERF isn't allowed to be? I might as well just kill myself.
OJ was arrested for tax fraud once after I convinced him that "four" wasn't a real number
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May 25
Say that first part with your chest next time.
May 24
I’m not homophobic but Trophy pisses me off.
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May 18
Spikey passed out at the "Children of a Lesser Corn" screening.
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May 17
Taco has a crush on me.
May 17
While I do admire Paintbrush's quick wit, nothing quite compares to many others on Inanimate Island. And if we are speaking of 'all people on this island', I believe this conversation should be redirected to Lightbulb or Fan--or you, apparently.
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May 16
I had no idea Fan was crushing on both Test Tube AND Paintbrush. Maybe I'm a bad object.
But-.. BUT WHAT IF SHE I MEAN THEY LIKE MY PERSONALITY?!
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OJ's Advice retweeted
May 12
"Yeah dude I am making Inanimate Island better as we speak"
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May 12
The O stands for Omega because I am the pinnacle of perfection!
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May 12
Suitcase made this for me and posted in the OSC group chat! You guys likey?
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