Joined February 2026
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The internet has apparently seen me pregnant. With twins. On TikTok.
Replying to @OJsAdvice
I saw u pregnant with twins on tiktok. Is this true?
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The OSC has come to an agreement with Corndon that if we part ways with half of you, then Meeple will leave us alone. You may all chat amongst yourselves to decide who shall leave... We've also agreed that the first one to definitively be sacrificed is Silver Spoon. Discuss.
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I still think about that cigarette.
The Inanimate Insanity Ship of the Day is: PaintJay (Paintbrush/OJ)!
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I didn't know rats were blue!
Replying to @OJsAdvice
I see mice OJ you need to clean up
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Happy Pride! ...but you all already know about my situation. Cheers!
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Jesus Christ.
We were best friends before so, Happy National Best Friends Day bud! I miss the friendship we had before you tripped and fell into The Purple Machine! Please return the thousands of dollars you owe me!
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Well... yes!
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Oh so FOUR can be a real number but DERF isn't allowed to be? I might as well just kill myself.
OJ was arrested for tax fraud once after I convinced him that "four" wasn't a real number
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Say that first part with your chest next time.
I’m not homophobic but Trophy pisses me off.
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Spikey passed out at the "Children of a Lesser Corn" screening.
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The J in my name stands for Jenderfluid.
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1,000 Followers. Everybody loves me!
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The J in my name stands for Jenderfluid.
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Taco has a crush on me.
While I do admire Paintbrush's quick wit, nothing quite compares to many others on Inanimate Island. And if we are speaking of 'all people on this island', I believe this conversation should be redirected to Lightbulb or Fan--or you, apparently.
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I had no idea Fan was crushing on both Test Tube AND Paintbrush. Maybe I'm a bad object.
Replying to @OJsAdvice
But-.. BUT WHAT IF SHE I MEAN THEY LIKE MY PERSONALITY?!
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OJ's Advice retweeted
"Yeah dude I am making Inanimate Island better as we speak"
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Es kann so nicht weitergehen.
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The O stands for Omega because I am the pinnacle of perfection!
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Alright
That booty got me like
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Suitcase made this for me and posted in the OSC group chat! You guys likey?
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