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Jun 12
It don't matter who you are, if I'm doing my job it's your resolve that breaks.
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Jun 11
My favorite part about twitter is watching two highly credentialed PHDs get into a slap fight and then some rando comes in to the discussion and calls one of them a slur.
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Originator Controlled retweeted
Jun 11
So here is my engagement farming post of the day:
I leave music playing in my office even when I leave the house, just so I know that something beautiful is happening somewhere.
What weird shit do you do?
Degree of difficulty: keep it clean.
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I guess those guys aren't very right wing at all.
Jun 9
CNN = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
CBS = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
FOX = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WaPo = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WSJ = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
Ah yes, tell me more about how the mainstream media is “far left.”
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Jun 10
The Irish dealt with Vikings by digging underground fortresses with entrances so narrow only a single man could wriggle in on his belly. They'd club him to death as a runner circled round and sealed the rest in. Getting Nutty-Puttied by peasants is a bad way to go.
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I'm not an expert on the trading side of things but I am pretty savvy on the nuts and bolts side of oil and gas. When shit breaks, it doesn't get fixed today. Everyday it's not fixed, is another day of lost production. Hold on to your hats, friends, it's gonna get worse.
Jun 8
To top off the sundae with the cherry, Javier wrote about how there will be a flood of oil when Strait of Hormuz opens.
Can’t make this shit up.
Goldman survey ✅
Javier bearish ✅
Fucking rip it up.
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Tales from the cuckchair:
Jun 7
Trump tells FT that Israel would have no choice but to accept whatever deal the US negotiates with Iran
"He won’t have any choice. I call the shots. I call all the shots. He [Netanyahu] doesn’t call the shots"
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Originator Controlled retweeted
The Glendive swim meet being delayed for another 40 min due to lightning so they can cash in on food truck revenue.
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May 31
What it's like being a moderator at LNC:
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May 30
Some people are antiwar because they've never wanted to experience it, some because they have, and then there's this "british meatball"
When someone says they're antiwar it's the same mindset as when someone tells you they're anti gun.
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May 30
I've got something you can drink and it's dairy free.
May 30
I can only lead you to water.
You have to drink.
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May 30
I'm opening a store called Scott Horton's. It's gonna look just like a Tim Horton's but once you get inside it's just liberty propaganda and Dr. Pepper.
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Originator Controlled retweeted
May 29
Excited @DougStanhope returns to #Houston June 8th with his 2026 stand-up comedy tour! Get tickets with the link in our bio before he sells out, follow this legend and never miss him live! #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #standup
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May 29
It's 800 AD, you and your boys have sailed to the Emerald Isle looking for plunder. You set upon a small farmstead. The hearth is still warm, the mid-day meal half eaten on the table but there are no people. One of your party finds a hole under the floor, do you enter it?
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May 29
Back in 1971 a guy could:
Quit his job
Afford a cabin in western Montana
Start a drop shipping company
Become a national sensation
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May 29
This is fake and gay. Only a Californian would attempt to approximate Authentic Mountain Air.
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May 29
If Sam has kids, I'm going to trip them in the restaurant and call him a slur. Meet me at the Denny's.
May 28
Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt
"EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga.
If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.
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