Associate Chartered Accountant(ACA) || Ex-KrestonPedabo || Big 4 Auditor || Pro Israel || Retired Milan fan🔴⚫

Joined September 2011
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Meanwhile, accountants are fighting for their lives. Some are sending auditors schedules that doesn't tie to the trial balance. Auditors, on the other hand, don't even know what they are doing. Internal auditors just appear to have a natural rivalry with external auditors and they hate accountants.😭
God why didn’t I study accounting for undergrad, who send me go comp sci
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Israel has been killing high‑value Iraniansincluding top IRGC commanders. They targets Iran’s military leadership and production facilities (missile, drone, naval). While Iran is firing back at infrastructure 🤷 (military and civilian, including airports and public facilities.) But guess who is "wining"....the one destroying airports 🤣🤣
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💯 I've seen terrible things.
Passing a professional exam does not mean you know the work.
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This babe has been going on about how much she misses me… so I told her to send me 50k. Next thing, she started stammering and even asked if I lost money to sports betting 😂
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Almost 90% of their finance team are Ex-big 4. You have to come correct when engaging them. The strongest team I've faced. My guy @JibolaOG was there😀
British American Tobacco. Everybody that gets in are geniuses.
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It's not difficult for me. I just need to choose.
i think we underestimate how difficult it is to find genuine partners.
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So there’s no stimulus package from @followlasg amid the rising fuel costs? No tax cuts to cushion the impact? The government for the people is just quiet and waiting to take from me again this month ? @jidesanwoolu can I have some tax cut during this period or what are your plans to make life easy for average Lagosians who are taxpayers? Cc: @lirsgovng
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You guysssss! I just landed a job after months of joblessness. A whooping salary of 1.5 million naira. OMG I cannot believe my eyes. Thank you, Jesus.
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Thank you for schooling that fraud.
Muslims and their useful idiots keep repeating this “Greater Israel” fantasy as if saying it enough times will make it real. It won’t. If Israel were truly driven by a grand expansionist vision, it would be the most incompetent empire in history. Decades of military strength, repeated battlefield victories, and yet no lasting expansion. That’s not how conquest works. In 1947–48 The United Nations proposed a partition plan, two states, one Jewish and one Arab. The Jewish leadership accepted. The Arab states rejected it and chose war instead, launching a coordinated attack through the Arab League. Israel’s first war was not a war of expansion, it was a war of survival. From 1948 to 1967, twenty years, Israel did not expand. No “Greater Israel,” no creeping conquest. Just a small country under constant threat. Then came 1967. Gamal Abdel Nasser openly called for Israel’s destruction, massed troops, and closed the Straits of Tiran. Facing annihilation, Israel struck preemptively and took control of the West Bank (then under Jordanian control), Gaza (under Egyptian control), Sinai, and the Golan Heights. That was a security response to an existential threat. And here is where the “Greater Israel” myth completely collapses. 1979: Israel signs peace with Egypt under Anwar Sadat. It returns the entire Sinai Peninsula, territory several times its own size. In 1994, Israel and Jordan signed a peace treaty, and Israel returned disputed lands as part of that agreement. A Lebanon: In 1982, Israel entered southern Lebanon not to expand, but because Palestinian militias had effectively taken over parts of the country and were launching constant attacks across the border. Lebanon had become a base of operations against Israel. Israel pushed in to remove that threat. And then in 2000, it withdrew. No annexation. No “Greater Israel.” Just left. Gaza: In 2005, Israel withdrew completely. Every soldier, every settlement removed. That territory was not kept, not annexed, given up. The Golan Heights: Strategic high ground overlooking northern Israel, used repeatedly to shell Israeli communities before 1967. Its control is about preventing that from happening again. Security, not hegemony. Yet still, according to the testimony of former Egyptian President Muhammad Hosni Mubarak, Israel offered Hafez al-Assad a withdrawal in exchange for peace, but he refused. Every territorial move Israel made was driven by security threats, not expansionist ideology. And when those threats were credibly reduced, Sinai, Lebanon, Gaza, Israel withdrew. So where is the “Greater Israel”? Where is this supposed empire? It exists only in propaganda. Israel has repeatedly traded land for peace, withdrawn from territory, and avoided permanent expansion even when it had the power to do so. Meanwhile, the same voices pushing this myth ignore the actual history of conquest and domination in the region, where expansion was not defensive, but ideological. Withdrawing from the West Bank today, under current conditions, would not be peace, it would be suicide. It would mean creating another Gaza overlooking Israel’s core population centers. No serious country does that. No nation hands strategic ground to forces committed to its destruction. So again: where is the “Greater Israel”? It doesn’t exist. It’s a narrative, useful, repeated, and detached from reality.
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Iranian leadership: Let's build nuclear centrifuges and enrich uranium. Saudi leadership: Let's build another luxury hotel, but with a clock on top of it, like Big Ben. Iranian leadership: Drones are the weapon of the future. Let's build the cheapest, most effective kind. Saudi leadership: Let's build a random city in the desert, but make it a line and give it a cool name like Neom. Iranian leadership: Ballistic missiles will establish deterrence. Let's become a global leader in hypersonics. Saudi leadership: Let's build the biggest cube-shaped shopping mall in the world.
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Iran denies talk with Trump?
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Balancing the capital structure.
Dangote Sugar proposing a ₦500bn rights issue. For a leveraged balance sheet with frequent CP issuance, this is a step toward easing debt pressure.
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I've got ₦1.5M to play with on stocks this week. Which one should I go for? MTN has already shown me shege man. BUA Cement is my preferred stock at the moment.
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Prison break man😂
Just leave the door to the infirmary open when you leave today.
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There in Ajuwon–Akute, my Mum charges N700k for a 3-bedroom flat with a very spacious kitchen (honestly bigger than some self-cons in Surulere), and she still pumps water for the tenant at no extra cost 😂 She might only increase the rent by about N50k after we keep pushing her. I’ve already given up trying to convince her to charge for water. Two years ago, she had to pay a tenant to move out after she sold one of her houses. Same tenant had stayed for a year without paying rent. We've told her she’s basically running a charity.
My dad collects 600k for a 4 bedroom flat till date in Akobo, told him recently to increase it to 1M.
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Tired of buying the dip man. I don hands off make they no send me back to village.
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Keep an eye on MTNN from now till first week in April. (Only God knows tomorrow)
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Not true. Every valuation I’ve come across uses the DCF model on the level 3 of the fair value hierarchy, and if you work in advisory, private equity or audit with entities that have unquoted subsidiaries, you’ll definitely run into it during impairment/fair value assessments. What you’ll rarely see, though, is a valuation based on Level 2 in the fair value hierarchy using observable input for comparable instruments. The market and income (DCF) approach are very common in finance. Cc: @Sinteeaah @Phil_of_finance
Finance students when they graduate and realize that no one even uses a DCF model for anything
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God abeg😀😀😀
Replying to @neo_officialll
Just leave them make Dem dey talk English 😂😂😂😂😂 One Dey talk about something something average variable cost like say no be Economics I study 😂
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My sub 😭. Why does this feel like someone in my department came to report me to you 😭

ALT Dog Crying Meme Doggo Crys GIF

Imagine a 22-year-old associate telling a 33-year-old graduate trainee, “I need you to complete that workpaper in 30 minutes for my review.” Gen Z wey their mouth sharp. Everywhere go first blur 😂😂😂
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Can’t be on Band A and still install solar. Might as well just buy a new generator that can power my fridge and ACs.
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No company listed on the New York Stock Exchange would deliberately sustain losses just to avoid tax. It’s highly unlikely, especially since their financials are audited, so it’s not something that can be masked. Their share price has also fallen by about 90% from its all-time high, largely driven by the consistent losses. Shareholders hate bad earnings, they will bail. Losses ≠ a tax strategy.
There is no way Jumia is not raking in mad profit. They are probably just trying to avoid paying taxes. Lol
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