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Why are you working on a Monday morning like a shnook when you could have just bet a bunch of money on whether a UFC fighter would mention Michelle Obama last night. You fool.
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“…due to blood clots sustained from the 80 birthday punches he received during UFC 250 last night. He was 80 years old.”
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Can’t think of a pro sports rival city I loathe more than (squints) Raleigh, North Carolina
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The news said a World Cup attendee got “rained on” waiting for a free septa ride
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trump: Usually people named Dana are beautiful women. Dana Delaney, China Beach.
dana white: Yes sir you said that last time. It’s for both boys and gir-
trump: Tombstone. She was Wyatt Earp’s wife. Beautiful redhead. China Beach.
dana white: She wasn’t his wife in Tombstone
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Whoever threw that $28 bottle of Dasani at the Ivory Coast goal scorer must be pretty rich
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In the same season as an FBI mafia gambling probe? With countless videos of your slimeball fans showing their true colors to the world? “Tarnished” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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New York! Concrete jungle where dreams are made of!
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NBA Finals refs used to have sons named Eric who hosted MTV’s The Grind
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Here’s Patti LaBelle’s former drummer if you’re on a scavenger hunt that requires a video of Patti LaBelle’s former drummer
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it me, i am the internet
A Wawa bag at the Vatican, a cheesesteak crisis, and Tina Fey’s Knicks fandom | Weekly Report Card ebx.sh/z438UM
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Their brother Corey was brilliant in License to Drive, may he rest in peace
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. @Kevmath
Event 33: PLO 8 Championship
How many players were at the official final table? (Need to know for a sidebet)
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