Frontend Developer | Web3 and ZK enthusiast | I enjoy creating innovative and secure user experiences

Joined April 2022
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Three years later, we can see that the monkeys that snatched the car key from the owner are still unable to drive it. The car is still where the owner left it.
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And so the wheel of endless suffering spins once again.
2000 Naira per Kg of gas? When One bag of charcoal is 6k! I don go buy coal pot.
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Can someone explain the double standard to me? MixTape — a game literally about minors with a kissing mini-game — gets called a 10/10 masterpiece by IGN and the usual crowd. But Stellar Blade Blood Rain with an athletic, adult gymnast-built Evie? Suddenly it’s “pedo bait” and problematic. How does this rating & outrage standard even exist? One celebrates youthful romance, the other gets attacked for a strong, stylized adult woman. Make it make sense. #StellarBlade #MixTape
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There are over 4000 religions in the world, the only one that is perfect wants to kill the rest of us. Okay oh
Islam is perfect. Muslims are not. No matter our shortcomings, Alhamdulillah for the guidance of Islam. 🤍 If you feel blessed to be a Muslim, say “Alhamdulillah” in the comments.
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The Nigerian Police Force have rescued Adelabu's kidnapped family under 72H. Under 3days. 46 children and their teachers, are still in captivity after 3 weeks. If the entire workforce in Oyo state isn't occupying the streets next week - all of you are fools.
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So what are Muslim leaders saying? The Yoruba ones precisely. Because we have dragged pastors. What do they have to say concerning this?
BREAKING 🇳🇬🚨: Oyo Abduction: Bandits reportedly demand implementation of Sharia law in Oyo State as part of their ransom conditions.
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525,000 a year 10,000 a week 1,400 a day. ​These are the number of men that die by suicide. ​Happy Men's Mental Health Month. ​To every man reading this: you are not a burden, and you do not have to carry the weight of the world alone. Speaking up is real strength.
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Imagine arguing with these ones
Church members payed a special visit to their pastor, and this is how they entered his house. 😳
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The stablecoin stack for African corridors: Issuance → USDT, USDC (dollar-pegged value) Settlement rail → Solana (fast, cheap movement) Last-mile → licensed corridors, KYB, local settlement, reconciliation Layers 1 and 2: well-funded and institutional. Layer 3 is Zynta.
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The most common thing we hear from payroll platforms: "We want to expand into African markets, but compliance is the blocker." That's an infrastructure sourcing problem. You don't need to build the compliance layer; you need to integrate it. With Zynta, one API does it all.
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“Protesters are blocking the road. What if there’s an emergency? People need to go to work; they cannot commute”. God will punish all of you seh. If bandits carry you, tell them you need to go to work so your boss doesn’t sack you.
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A food manufacturer in Lagos walks into their bank to buy dollars. The bank gives them 30% of what they need. They open an exchange app. Buy USDT. Pay their Swiss supplier. This isn't the crypto adoption we dreamed of. It's a supply chain problem with one working solution.
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Congratulations PSG, and Nigeria will be OK! - RMK
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Tribalism na for politics alone oh. Imagine Yoruba children dey bush and other sets of Yorubas dey do festival. So what's the use of fighting tribal wars if you can't stand with your tribes men
Seyi Tinubu spotted at the Ojude Oba 2026
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Could you imagine if there were notebooks that said “The future is male” at department stores? Mugs that say “I drink female tears.” Sweaters that say “Dump Her.” What would little girls think if they saw those? I just don’t understand why it’s acceptable the other way around.
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If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira.
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The primal sin of crypto is believing and claiming it already has PMF.
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Because their main goal isn't Black representation, it's mainstream fandom visibility. The Black indie content isn't popular enough in their mind, so even if it's good it won't assuage their low racial self-esteem.
“I want black representation in media” niggas when you tell them to read literally anything made by a black person

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