Joined November 2011
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We have tried orderbook dexes (Hyperliquid, dYdX). We have tried LP pool oracle dexes (GMX, Synthetix v2/v3). We shall now try... [check notes] Pool dexes on top of orderbook dexes
May 12
After reading the docs, this seems to be nothing special and doesn't add much to HL. All trades are "synthetic swaps between user & LP" - No trades are executed on HyperCore. Then how is it really built on Hyperliquid apart from being on HyperEVM @izebel_eth? Sounds too risky to be an LP on this, depositors would be taking huge risks. Whales / malicious actors could open trades with 1000x lev with 0 slippage then drain LP's. tl;dr this could have been built anywhere, years ago. You could have simply used a CeX oracle & built it on Ethereum or Solana. None of HL's unique tech is utilised. Extremely risky to LP on. Deploying on HyperEVM only seems to be a marketing tool.
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The Call of Duty: Black Ops remake of this Maduro takedown is going to be absolutely lit.
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14 Dec 2025
Port Arhur Massacre-levels of historical significance. History unfolding in front of our eyes
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10 Dec 2025
10 Dec 2025
Those who can, do Those who can't, fud Before writing a paper maybe learn the definition of what you are studying? ADL does not "transfer pnl to HLP." It treats HLP entirely symmetrically with users. **ADL has nothing to do with HLP or backstop liquidations** ADL did not "destroy $653 million of pnl" either. If you don't understand what you're talking about, you are not qualified to spread lies masked by fancy ML terms to sound smart. It's a shame that these are the "academics" that the industry looks up to.
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21 Oct 2025
The AWS outage has impacted some of our users since last night, disrupting their sleep. That is not the experience we want to provide and I want to apologize for it. We are taking two main actions: 1) We are restoring all the features as AWS comes back. All devices are currently working, with some experiencing data processing delays. 2) We are currently outage-proofing your Pod experience and we will be working tonight-24/7 until that is done. More updates soon.
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19 Sep 2025

ALT I Love It Chefs Kiss GIF by Magic: The Gathering

Man, when The Onion hits, it HITS.
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Octave retweeted
I think this is true of the 99.9%, not the 0.1%. The ultimate luxury now is living in a reality so good it beats the digital simulacrum, and your livelihood isn't tied up with sharing that fact. The wealthiest people I know engage with online maybe as a forum of ideas, but otherwise it absolutely does not supplant their 'real' lives (in which many rare, exclusive, non-digital things are very much happening). Digital is for the proles: an analog world around you so good it's better than IG slop is the real luxury. The ultimate privilege is 'reality privilege'. Everyone else gets the pixels.
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10 Jun 2025
Sir, Ethereum, World Computer, public goods-funding @VitalikButerin twitter has merged with slutty, autistic, data science @Aella_Girl twitter
Replying to @Aella_Girl
I'm happy to publicly defend you. Your contributions to humanity's culture are greater than an entire hundred-million-dollar remake of Avengers vs James Bond: The Avatar Awakens Episode XIIV
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16 May 2025
Watershed moment. So many smart, well-intentioned, idealistic people in crypto trying to build cool shit and break apart Big Tech and Wall St oligopolies. So many grifters making the lives of the former so difficult.
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10 Apr 2025
Finally some decisive action to stem the financial panic.
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27 Mar 2025
The @HyperliquidX ‘validator set’ seen here ‘convening’ and ‘voting’ to delist an instrument and close positions at the price that it chooses
After evidence of suspicious market activity, the validator set convened and voted to delist JELLY perps. All users apart from flagged addresses will be made whole from the Hyper Foundation. This will be done automatically in the coming days based on onchain data. There is no need to open a ticket. Methodology will be shared in detail in a later announcement. As with other chains, validators often need to convene to take decisive action as a group to ensure the integrity of the network. It is a priority to enhance robustness and transparency to the voting system. Note that HLP’s 24 hour pnl as of writing is approximately 700k USDC. Technical improvements will be made, and the network will grow stronger as a result of lessons learned. More details will be shared shortly.
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13 Mar 2025
BTC has retraced to the all-time high it hit 4mos ago. S&P to the all-time high it hit 6mos ago. Nasdaq 9mos ago. And y'all acting like histrionic little chipmunks whose lives are over. Need to get out more.
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12 Mar 2025
Paging all my cuck-adjacent flat white homies. Learn to drink coffee as it was meant, you posers. k thanks bye
12 Mar 2025
Alpha Coffee Index: 1. Long Black - Peak chad. Espresso and water, no mercy. 2. Iced Long Black - Chad vibes, diamond hands. 3. Iced Long Black in a Can - Chad in a can, still flexing. 4. Espresso - Small, strong, pure chad energy. 5. Americano - Chad lite, but holds its own. 6. Cold Brew - Chad with patience, cold and unbothered. 7. Flat White - Cuck territory begins. Milk softens the edge. aka Disappointment water 8. Cappuccino - Cuck with foam, too fancy for its own good. 9. Latte - Full cuck, drowning in milk. 10. Mocha - Ultimate cuck
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7 Mar 2025
Unreal how hard this hits. Like Thoreau (and Jed Bartlet) said: ‘Most men lead lives of quiet desperation’
6 Mar 2025
Spent dinner last night with my bf discussing the hierarchy of man. He then used his PE slide-making abilities and sent me this today.
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