100% Pure, malicious f*ggot. 100% educated human. 1000% bad at math. “Equality is our demand. Action is our answer.” (He/Him/His) MAGAts are disgusting.
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Machine Goon Kelly retweeted
Jun 14
Aaaaaaand there it is…
Jun 14
Netanyahu told Trump the IDF will not withdraw from Lebanon and that Israel does not consider itself bound by the Lebanon clause in the U.S.-Iran agreement - Maariv
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Trixie Firecraker would’ve hated Geraldine Horner.
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Machine Goon Kelly retweeted
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The album response is sooooo good I think I might be my own baby daddy. so happy 🥹
Rt. if DIRTY BLONDE got you pregnant.
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Crazy how people will call her a loser for this. imagine not being able to have fun without drinking and smoking
Jun 11
Miranda Cosgrove claims that she has never been drunk or smoked in her entire life 😳
“I've never even been buzzed. I've sipped things before, but like two sips.”
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I LOVE sucking dick, but even I don’t suck dick this hard.
Nehls: Donald Trump is the best thing to happen to this country in a hundred years. He was born a very special baby. I bet the doctors said, “I can tell this is a very special baby.”
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Leave it to someone who can’t ever play a character other than himself to judge everyone else for their “limits.”
Tracy Morgan says he “can’t stand teachers” because “they have a limit... that’s all they’re ever going to be.”
Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2570358
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Then he should shut the fuck up
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Machine Goon Kelly retweeted
Jun 9
the sooner you recognize that ICE is just a glorified human trafficking operation the better
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Machine Goon Kelly retweeted
The irony of Snyder Cultists hating on Corenswet's light hearted portrayal of Superman when Henry Cavill has said multiple times that's the version of Superman he always wanted to be.
"I wasn't raised there. 🗣️ I WASN'T RAISED THERE!!! ...why am I talking louder?"
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She really said something in that most recent interview about “if you don’t like it, oh well,” and this song proves she’s no longer making music for herself or her fans. She’s really lost the plot of what we loved about @taylorswift13.
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Can’t wait for @taylorswift13 to finally grow a backbone when the MAGA money runs out and say this, then sue Olivia for having the nerve to say something SLIGHTLY similar, but not copied.
Olivia Rodrigo recalls being disturbed by seeing ICE using her music on socials:
“It was so deeply disturbing to see that propaganda, and the fact it was my song in there made me feel even more enraged. What they’re doing is so awful and barbaric and cruel. I am really sad to be in a country that thinks that’s OK.”
(dazeddigital.com/music/artic…)
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Just for clarification’s sake, I’d still fuck @HunterBiden but he’s unfortunately straight. And being straight during pride month? Tragic.
Jun 4
Young @JoeBiden and young @HunterBiden. This is why the Trump family really hates them. Yes, it's that petty. We're dealing with narcissists, not rocket scientists.
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Sharon Stone and Keke Palmer joke about taking away men’s rights:
"People want to take [women's rights] away from us again. Would we tell men, 'We'd like to take away your healthcare? First of all, we're taking the Viagra. All of their hairline stuff. Cut it out. I don’t know if I’m into them driving.'"
Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2570358
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Machine Goon Kelly retweeted
13 May 2011
I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!
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Machine Goon Kelly retweeted
Jun 1
Happy #PrideMonth from Sesame Street! Join us in celebrating and uplifting the LGBTQIA members of our community. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Machine Goon Kelly retweeted
May 29
production meddling on AS11 is that there are queens production never saw as contenders, no matter how good they do; production meddling on AS10 is that there was only ONE queen production saw as a contender, no matter how poorly she did
& yes, there is a difference
#DragRace
May 29
Ok no one is allowed to do good on this format cause then it's rigged.
Crystal has been funny and creative on both episodes. Some people (Salina) are ALSO doing good but shitting on Crystal cause PRODUCTION plays on Salina's face is petty, and comparing her to ginger? gross
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Love that @BebeRexha’s explanation for her new song is essentially the same way Walt Disney designed the Magic Kingdom. It’s a place to fully escape the outside world.
Go stream #SadGirls. As a former Disney World Cast Member, I know Walt would’ve popped his pussy to it!
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Reminds me of Elizabeth Olsen filming MoM and asking, “do you know what we were doing in WandaVision?”
Leave it to women to clean up men’s messes. They’ve been doing it for millennia.
May 27
Iman Vellani says she was calling out continuity errors while filming ‘MS. MARVEL’ and ‘THE MARVELS’
“I was like, ‘I know Reddit nerds are going to call it out. I’m calling it out now. You have the opportunity to fix it now.’ But you know, these things have to get like approved by 40 different producers.
But I got so lucky that I was given so much space to express myself at Marvel. All the producers that I was working with on both the show and the film really respected my opinion... So they really used me as their secret weapon in a way.”
(Via: youtu.be/WU4-pTg7Szo?si=qqe_…)
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Machine Goon Kelly retweeted
May 27
My thought is… My new album dirty blonde is out June 12th. Available for pre order now.
May 27
Singer Bebe Rexha is going viral after fans noticed how different she looked at the American Music Awards.
Be honest… what’s your first thought?
Community note
Bebe Rexha’s talked about her weight gain and stated she was diagnosed with Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS), a hormonal disorder that affects the endocrine system.
innerbalance.com/p/learn/bebe-r…
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