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10 Feb 2019
Saving the Snopes link for the next asshole who uses the meme...
The right has gotten increasingly desperate w/spreading targeted rumors about me lately. Someone made up a meme that led to @snopes disproving this: snopes.com/fact-check/alexan… (Also, I had to live alone in my family’s apt after my dad died, so the eviction lie is especially bad)
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🚨 EVIAN: The G7 Walked In Behind Carney And Around A Limp, Sleepy, Pissed-Off, Sickly Trump Who Couldn’t Be Bothered To Shake Macron’s Hand deanblundell.substack.com/p/…

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BREAKING: Gavin Newsom Says Trump Sicced the DOJ on His Wife. Here’s the Part Nobody’s Saying Out Loud. deanblundell.substack.com/p/…

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BREAKING: Trump’s Crime Family Pocketed $616 MILLION On A Joke Coin While 764,000 Regular People Got Robbed Blind Of $700 MILLION deanblundell.substack.com/p/…

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FREEDOM 250: The Weekend a Piece of America Died on the White House Lawn While Trump Slept deanblundell.substack.com/p/…

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But I Thought MAGA Said Bud Light Made You Gay? jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/…

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BREAKING: Trump Says He Won't Renew Free Trade Agreement (CUSMA) With Canada/Mexico. deanblundell.substack.com/p/…

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🚨 BREAKING: Russia Just Threatened To "Attack" Canada. deanblundell.substack.com/p/…

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The Flesh Eating Screwworm Is Back In America. Trump Cut the Program That Kept It Out. And It's Bad. Really Really Bad deanblundell.substack.com/p/…

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officebob retweeted
If Donald Jessica gets a sequel, so do I. Happy 250th, America. 🇺🇸🙄🧠 #VeryStableGenius #PartTwo #parody
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Wait for it!!🤣🤣🤣💀
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Chrétien: When you look at the polls, Canadians have never been more united. Thank you to Donald Trump for that. I should propose him for the Order of Canada, but I cannot succeed. Do you know why? Rosie: He's not Canadian? Chrétien: Because we don't give it to a person who has a criminal record.
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Are We Just Going To Keep Glossing Over Trump's Homoerotic Fantasizing? deanblundell.substack.com/p/…

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BREAKING: Scott Pelley Just Told The New York Times What Bari Weiss Put In Writing — “Can We Make The (Anti- Trump) Protesters Look More Violent?” deanblundell.substack.com/p/…

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BREAKING: Everything About the Trump "Assassination Attempt" In Butler Is Weird — and the FBI Just Made It Weirder deanblundell.substack.com/p/…

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