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@Se_Railway @TfL Tried to change from SE Ldn bound to DLR at Woolwich Arsenal earlier - lift closed & sign just says "Use lift at Green End entrance" - no clues as to where that is, no signage to point the way, no map, no staff, doesn't even show on Google maps - Total nightmare
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Took 20 mins to figure out where it was, so probably got charged extra for making 2 separate trips - had to ask passers by if they'd heard of it before finding a different station entrance with one staff member who said it's opposite natwest - complete joke of accessibility!
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Bloody hell and they think the Dartford Crossing toll is high - the local Facebook groups would have a field day...
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24 Dec 2025
Fella off the pet shop boys looking like @bushontheradio in his big coat on #TOTP 1986
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8 Dec 2025
What a find in @sainsburys this morning - a great price for a whole Jamie Oliver. Should feed most of the family for Christmas I reckon
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26 Sep 2025
I see the company that bought "TG Jones" and Hobby Craft have now bought Claire's Accessories... We're one step closer to the dream of a one stop shop where you can get your ears pierced whilst eating overpriced out of date chocolate and painting a giant cardboard giraffe!
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8 Sep 2025
.@StagecoachSE if you're missing a bus seat, there appears to be one halfway up East Hill in Dartford... #lostproperty
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2 Aug 2025
If anyone lost a clearly much loved soft toy elephant on a Thameslink at St Pancras @StPancrasInt this morning (Sat 2nd August) at about 10:43 we handed it into the @TLRailUK gateline man upstairs - hoping it finds its owner!
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27 Jun 2025
I have never heard those two be described as 'credible sources' before...
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7 May 2025
Don't forget if the smoke is white, they've elected a new Pope. If it's pink and smells of strawberry, they've turned the Vatican into a Vape Shop
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7 May 2025
And remember children, if the smoke is white, they've elected a new Pope. If the smoke is black he's ripped up the woke leftie eco agenda and gone back to burning tyres to power the Vatican
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1 May 2025
...and instead wins 2nd prize in a beauty contest
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2 Mar 2025
@coopuk can i just say this chocolate is absolute crap - it comes broken to bits, loose in the cardboard box, no foil to keep it fresh so it tastes like cardboard. A poor imitation of Tony's and a nerve to charge £2.50 for it frankly. If they'd given me a receipt I'd take it back
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2 Mar 2025
It also has the nerve to say on the back 'once opened keep in an airtight container for freshness ' which hardly seems to matter when it's been sat loose in a non-airtight cardboard box on a shelf for several months first...
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11 Oct 2024
So James Cleverly is out of the Tory leadership contest because Grant Shapps miscounted the number of tactical votes he was getting... I can only presume Shapps accidentally included all of his alter-egos as separate voters and was surprised Michael Green didn't get a ballot
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7 Oct 2024
"I'm warning you with peace & love that any parking tickets after this date will be TOSSED!"
@GeoffLloyd
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2 Oct 2024
@nationalrailenq your new app is awful - you can't look at anything that's departed anymore, so if i run for a train and jump on it just before it leaves i can no longer use the app to find out when it will arrive to tell my wife when I'll be home - once the trains left thats it!
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2 Oct 2024
I can look at arrivals of my destination station, but then i have to guess which one it was I got on as you can't see what time it departed without clicking on each one!
It's also now impossible to use for checking if eligible for delay repay...
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23 Aug 2024
Alexa, show me where Prince Andrew will end up living when he finally gets kicked out of Royal Lodge...
23 Aug 2024
Good lord.
rightmove.co.uk/properties/1…
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23 Jul 2024
Seems like this cartoon I drew of Russell Brand nearly 10 years ago is still relevant by the looks of things...
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19 Jul 2024
Reports of people waiting on hold for over an hour for a GP appointment due to this crowdstrike global IT outage... Oh wait no sorry that was before the IT outage
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14 Jul 2024
Ok go on then @LidlGB what do you recommend I enjoy my ONE SINGLE chipolata sausage with as a "serving"?... 😂 Got to be having a laugh with that surely!
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