Stealing quotes, stealing TVs. 4th grader at South Park Elementary. (Parody account)
Joined November 2011
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30 Nov 2011
Either my spidey senses are tingling or my foot just fell asleep
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29 Nov 2011
Goldfish are the only snack that smiles... probably because they're baked.
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28 Nov 2011
All women want is sex. All guys want is to cuddle and have a good conversation.
28 Nov 2011
How to freak someone out: 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them
27 Nov 2011
If you were born in the 90's...the BEST P.E. lessons involved a rainbow colored parachute.
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26 Nov 2011
What you do when people sing happy birthday to you: 5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like a dumbf*ck trying to figure out what to do.
25 Nov 2011
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#RT if you own a iPhone
25 Nov 2011
Those girls in "My sweet 16" that cry cause they got a red car and they wanted it to be pink with sparkles. Shut up bitch, I ride a bike.
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25 Nov 2011
I don't always drink milk, but when I do I prefer Dos Boobies.
25 Nov 2011
Wiz Khalifa & Rick Ross Standing Next To Each Other Looking Like The Number 10
25 Nov 2011
I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches...
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25 Nov 2011
i hate it whn teachers say "from all this talking,i assume ur done working" BITCH SHUT UP,from all this complaining,i assume ur still single
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24 Nov 2011
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
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24 Nov 2011
Officer : How high are you? Me : No officer, its ; Hi, how are you?
24 Nov 2011
Obesity jokes are not funny. Those poor people have enough on their plate.
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