Retired influencer. Video Maker. Tattooer. Painter. Scholar. Funny Guy.
Joined January 2011
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Apr 8
I used the LLM that is my brain to prompt my hands to generate a dragon onto a human body that will be there for as long as he’s breathing.
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Jun 15
I want to live in a world where I don’t have to tell someone to shut up in a movie theater.
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Jun 14
We could make the White House a full time amusement park and save the economy.
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Jun 12
Back in ‘89, Kenneth Lamar Noid was on one and thought Domino’s ‘Avoid the Noid’ campaign was mocking him.
He held two dominos employees hostage for five hours forcing them to make him pizzas.
When he set his gun down to eat, they escaped and he was arrested.
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Jun 12
My wife’s indecisiveness mixed with my hunger collided, making her birthday dinner decision half an hour before a comedy show and resulting in her geeking out because her favorite comedian was sitting across from us.
Ya just gotta submit to the universe.
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Jun 8
Wise man said just walk this way
To the dawn of the light
Wind will blow into your face
As the years pass you by
Hear this voice from deep inside
It's the call of your heart
Close your eyes and you will find
Passage out of the dark.
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Jun 5
Wife lost her voice and just informed me she has been advised not to talk for a week.
Not sure how to respond.
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Jun 3
Every time I open this app somebody new is deepthroating a Kool Aid pineapple.
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Jun 2
We are 6 months away from ice cream being a virtual experience to save on calories.
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Jun 1
Was ultra confused why adidas wouldn’t come out the gates with the black on black hyper boost, but finally I can justify trying these.
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