Standup comedy home automation. Sprinkling payaseria around the 305 either way. 🌴🇨🇺#MiamiTech
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27 Jun 2022
Apparently my family’s relationship with animals is hereditary
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18 Mar 2025
30 rock was a documentary
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18 Mar 2025
This is exactly what his character in 30 Rock would do
Tracy Morgan threw up on the court and caused a long delay during the Heat-Knicks game 😬
(via @loganbartlett)
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18 Mar 2025
Tracy Morgan really out here making 30 Rock episodes at NBA games 😭
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18 Mar 2025
This but a 30 Rock bit where he eats all the menopause medication in Liz Lemon’s purse thinking they were granny candies.
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7 Mar 2025
Tbh I’ve met some of y’all’s kids…they can benefit from a lil autism
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23 Dec 2024
So that’s a big fat lie…@amazon
Where are the “digital credits” I’ve been collecting for years and years and how can I actually use them for once?
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1 Oct 2024
Journalists need to be a bit more responsible in reporting about Asheville. They weren’t demolished by a hurricane. They were demolished by a tropical storm.
That difference is significant and ignoring it could hurt how they realistically look at climate change. #Helene
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18 Jul 2024
If I liked Trump, I would still NEVER vote for an org who thinks it’s ok to illegally obtain someone’s contact info and then bombards them D-A-I-L-Y.
After my daily 8 overtly-dramatic texts from 8 diff numbers, I’m ready to throw my phone out of my moving car.
MAKE IT STOP😩
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18 Jul 2024
It’s basically proof they don’t not give a f about your rights. I never gave consent.
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25 May 2024
Actually, being banished from my village for the week of my period sounds amazing 👌🏻
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26 Mar 2024
Expel Cuba!
My message at the United Nations today.
¡La dictadura cubana debe ser expulsada del Consejo de DDHH de la ONU!
Les comparto mis palabras hoy en la sesión plenaria del Consejo de Derechos Humanos de Naciones Unidas… y la pataleta del embajador del régimen.
🙏@UNWatch @UN_HRC
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18 Jan 2024
CES but make it accessible:
smart vac & mops with a manual remote maneuvering option
ie remote control cars for adults
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16 May 2023
I was right now years old when I found out Julie Andrews is the Bridgerton narrator.
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15 May 2023
Before there were cheeky tweets by brands like Wendy’s and Skittles, we relied on OPI nail polish names
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5 May 2023
I just want my childhood dream to come true
I need a @GoogleHub update where I can clap twice and my lights turn off
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