Cofounder of @PaletteSwapMag | Filmmaker | I talk about Monk and Owen Wilson too much
Joined January 2015
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26 Feb 2025
If your profession wouldn’t make sense in the Gilligan’s Island theme song—professor, movie star, Mary Ann—then it’s not a real job.
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One of the funniest Sopranos scenes
i hate that junior got alzheimer's so early in the series. i wish he had been a player for longer. all my favorite scenes with him are before alzheimer's
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Rejected from pedophile island at 40
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I’m in a greeting card aisle at CVS and can I say something? She is mean for no reason.
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Alright! It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-litre bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape.
Let's rock!
#Futurama
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Jun 13
RT @lunwi75: Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did…
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Jun 12
Rest in peace to Gene Shalit, a man whose Kermit the Frog interview went absolutely off the rails in 1984.
Nobody has interviewed a Muppet like this since.
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This is literally the first time in my life I've ever seen him without a middle part or bangs. Looks like a completely different person.
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Jun 12
MrBeast getting half a billion YouTube subs and Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on the same day feels like a global humiliation ritual.
MrBeast has become the first person in history to surpass 500 million YouTube subscribers.
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david hockney with his dachshunds stanley and boodgie. RIP 🕊️
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Jun 12
Not to denigrate but one thing about David Hockney that a friend and I talked about frequently was what an oddity it was to see him limiting his talents in his later years by creating his stuff on an iPad
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Jun 12
The existence of any kind of trillionaire is a deep societal failure (insult to injury that it’s the guy that it is)
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Even if he weren’t one of the most repugnant people currently on the planet, how can you read the news that one person has over $1,000,000,000,000 and not see it as some massive systemic failure?
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Topher Grace in Spider-Man 3
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Jun 12
All Amongst The Little Stars by E. Landor
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