Daddy, im glad you've not gone to see sweaty Jim today and decided to do the peddly sweaty thing at home.
But those shorts are very short shorts and i can nearly see things a young dog shouldnt have to.
Daddys had an expensive week. Not only has it been our birthdays, its been mummys today too.
Personally, we think our noms were better but they don't agree.
Went to our woods "early doors" today so we weren't out in the heat. It was still flipping warm though even at half 7. Daddy was leaking from all sorts of places.
Home now with the fan on trying to convince Daddy we need air con. 🤔
Pals its my 5th birthday but I think M and D have forgotten as there are no presents 😲.
They have till dinner time this evening to sort this out or there will be trouble