Joined July 2024
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May 25
POV: you posted “need help ASAP” in a neighborhood Facebook group and now Kevin’s cousin’s roommate “does side jobs sometimes.”
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May 22
Some homeowner advice online is basically "Turn off the water." Okay, great. Now what?
#oncallable
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May 21
If you ever typed "Do I need a plumber or electrician for this?" You are exactly why OnCallable exists.
#oncallable
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May 20
Some problems are "replace the battery".
Some problems are "why is the wall warm?"
Knowing the difference matters.
#oncallable
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May 19
Homeownership is mostly just:
“Is this normal?”
followed by
“...should I touch that?”
#oncallable
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May 15
Every home has
- 1 mystery switch
- 1 weird smell
- 1 drawer of random screws
- 1 repair that's been "next weekend" for the last 8 months
#oncallable
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May 14
Your house really said:
"I know you were having a financially stable month... but hear me out"
#oncallable
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May 13
Nobody teaches you how to own a house. One day you just hear a weird sound and suddenly you're researching water pressure at 1:12 AM
#oncallable
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May 6
Level 1: mow the lawn 🎮
Level 2: get paid without the hassle 💰
#OnCallable #game #arcade #funny #fyp
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May 4
Even the Empire runs i to "post-project cleanup" problems.
May the 4th be with you 🚀
#starwars #MayTheFourthDay #oncallable #darthvader
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