I will disrespect you. I identify as a Shoelace. Engineer. Skegee Alum #LLDoug

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I’m looking for a powerful boy name. Think leader energy. Any suggestions asap pls?
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“I don’t do politics” well now you doing 5 dollar gas nigga
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A HBCU just beat the defending National Champions on the road. This needs to be a major sports story tomorrow.
BETHUNE COOKMAN UPSETS #24 LSU ON THE ROAD IN BATON ROUGE 🚨
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F*CK DO YOU KNOW BOUT MY PASSION F*CK DO YOU KNOW BOUT MY PAIN F*CK DO YOU KNOW BOUT MY STRUGGLE F*CK DO YOU KNOW BOUT JERMAINE
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The USA is planning to pay $706bn to buy Greenland. That is more than the cost of nationalising healthcare in the USA which would cost $300-400bn. But you can't have that, killing you is too profitable.
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No lie, I forgot all about him and most of these playoff games have been electric.
The Elite QB play of Patrick Mahomes has been dearly missed in these playoffs
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As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.
🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark, plus $100,000 lump-sum payments to each of its ~57,000 residents—totaling nearly $706 billion.
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There are many things I cannot guarantee in this life, but I promise you, I’ll never stop calling this app Twitter
Maybe 2026 is the year we stop calling it Twitter.
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If them niggas shot a white woman and lying about it imagine what they doing to minorities across the globe daily
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You tell us.
Is Alabama the worst power 4 program to ever make the College Football Playoff?
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If you don't want "very flawed teams" in the CFP, could I interest you in a four-team CFP?
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Both very flawed teams. Neither should be in.
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This Aged Well!! #RollTide
Unlike Alabama, at least Notre Dame had the decency to opt out of its bowl game before kickoff
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Won while yall refused to play
Got in over Notre Dame btw. 😂😂😂
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Notre Dame fans going back to their rooms after this Bama comeback
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This is a great question if you’re a fucking idiot
This is a great question. If one teacher can’t teach every subject…then why are students required to learn every subject🤔
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Don’t FaceTime me, don’t call me, don’t text me, don’t email me, don’t mail me, don’t carrier pigeon me, don’t knock on my door I’m not answering
‘DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN’ Season 2, ‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 4 and ‘THE BOYS’ Season 5 will all release new episodes during the same time.
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Trump personally called Rep. Lauren Boebert urging her to withdraw support for bill releasing Epstein files — NYT
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Ohhh..so when its a certain demographic it suddenly becomes "people."
People are allegedly stealing food now that SNAP benefits have run out. 👀😳
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Good. Drop them to $40
Gen Z is now calling the Nike Air Force 1’s a “dad shoe” 👀
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